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  1. May 24th, 2001, 08:17 AM #1
    Mark Sreeves
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    Mildly Amusing

    OK! I expect it's been posted 27 times already....


    Duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
    The barman says "No."
    The duck says, "Got any bread?"
    The barman says "NO!"
    "Got any bread?"
    "I said N-O, NO!"
    "Got any bread?"
    "For crying out loud - N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!"
    "Got any bread?"
    "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
    "Got any bread?"
    "Look, if you ask me one more ****ing time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your f***ing beak to the f***ing bar!"
    "Got any nails?"
    "No"
    "Got any bread?"
    Mark
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  2. May 24th, 2001, 08:24 AM #2
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    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  3. May 24th, 2001, 08:25 AM #3
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    ROFLMAO

    Simple yet effective Nice one
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  4. May 24th, 2001, 08:30 AM #4
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  6. May 24th, 2001, 09:02 AM #5
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  7. May 24th, 2001, 09:17 AM #6
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