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    North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/08/...ds-On-Facebook

    Why do they bother? It's not like anyone inside North Korea has access
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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    It's a new wave called Virtual Diplomacy. Soon all embassies will be closed and everything will be handled through Facebook. When you want to get a Visa you attach all the documents to your friend request. And if the country accepts you as a friend that means you got the Visa and you can do. There will be no passports either. When you get to the border you give them your account ID, and if you're in the friend list you can enter.

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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu View Post
    It's a new wave called Virtual Diplomacy. Soon all embassies will be closed and everything will be handled through Facebook. When you want to get a Visa you attach all the documents to your friend request. And if the country accepts you as a friend that means you got the Visa and you can do. There will be no passports either. When you get to the border you give them your account ID, and if you're in the friend list you can enter.
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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Some countries also need a DNA sample and your finger prints. I suppose the finger prints are easy, considering that most keyboards come equipped with a finger print scanner.

    For the DNA sample, all you'll need to do is spit or piss on your keyboard.
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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit View Post
    For the DNA sample, all you'll need to do is spit or piss on your keyboard.
    If there is DNA in your spit or piss, You're doing it wrong.

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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Only works if you have some kind of cells in your spit. Like cheek cells. So its plausible.

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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    If you are spitting or pissing on your keyboard, you're doing it wrong.
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
    If there is DNA in your spit or piss, You're doing it wrong.

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    Re: North Korea looking for friends on facebook

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigB View Post
    If you are spitting or pissing on your keyboard, you're doing it wrong.
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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