Violence Please!

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:29 PM

This Forum is the oppisite of peace please. Its a tough world out there, and this room is for all those mean people.

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:33 PM

i'd just like to say matt fletcher laughs funny, and alex wink looks funny!

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:34 PM

i would also like to say that tony paloma isnt funny (just kidding)

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:36 PM

who's tony paloma??

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:37 PM

i dont know

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:38 PM

finds tony paloma and holds him up in the air by his neck.

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:41 PM

if you're making a reference to me I hope you know my name is NOT Tony Paloma!

AND IT NEVER WILL BE! SKIMBOARDER!!!!!

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:42 PM

i never said it was... don't have to be so fussy about it.

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:44 PM

ok... sorry
maybe we can get off this subject and go back to Violence instead of arguing.

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:45 PM

gets his M-16 that is convieniently stored under his bed (you never heard that) and pops a few rounds off at conquerdude.

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:50 PM

um... want to be like that fine

now, after you get your head out of your mama's @$$ I will blast it off with a bazooka you b@stard!

**skimboarder** · Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:53 PM

sorry my head doesn't go up asses like nukems. I stab a big a@@ (also known as ass) dagger through your brain and like the ****er clean! (pardon my language

)

Feb 22nd, 2001, 07:56 PM

this thread is going to waste

by the way the bazooka just got shoved up your vagina!

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:09 PM

No I will NOT excuse your language!

Come over here and Parksie can dispense a good thrashing!

*THWUMP*
*CRACK*
*KICK*

You're both newbies to the forum (as it were), so you wouldn't remember the "bar" incident:

*drops a bar on skimboarder*

**barrk** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:11 PM

I AM the bar.....................beware and behave or you will regret it!!!!!!

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:13 PM

Oh, please

Well...you've already dropped yourself on Dennis

**barrk** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:20 PM

And he's behaved himself ever since hasn't he?????

**YoungBuck** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:23 PM

bar incident, I gotta see this one, thread link anyone?

(*WACK* to the back of everyone's head)

Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:23 PM

Yes...

Katie... you're not 'the bar'... you're 'the Barr'.... Remember?

Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:25 PM

I think it was in the post race... it eventually turned into a movie... Katie was an evil temptress.. and... that's all I remember..

But the VERY first bar incident was quite a while ago...

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:30 PM

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...threadid=31572

Waaaaaay back last September

Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:37 PM

Mike, that still wasn't the first one..

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:40 PM

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...threadid=27613

That was August

Any closer?

Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:43 PM

Closer.. but still not the first.

**YoungBuck** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:47 PM

Hilarious in a psychotic kinda way.

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:58 PM

So Dennis...what was the first? I couldn't find it

Feb 23rd, 2001, 06:59 PM

I'll try searching...

I think John may have deleted it... if we can't find it, we'll have to ***** at him some..

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:02 PM

Which was the one with John, MLP, Einstein, and an open fire?

I think that's the one...was it Joke Thread (the really old one) or something?

Back in June/July or something like that.

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:17 PM

Well...I'm talking to John now and we're almost there!

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:20 PM

Well...I'm talking to John now and we're almost there!

Thread 27505 I think ("Joke 2 - Rate!"), but it won't let me access it

Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:24 PM

I can't access it either

**skimboarder** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:24 PM

Dont You understand VIOLENCE! I grab you all and throw you out of the window of the forum. *SPLAT*

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:25 PM

Okay...check this out:

Code:

parksie: Hi John...not to bother you, but did you delete our "x walks into a bar" thread? ;)
John Percival: don't think so. What did it say?
parksie: Well, I definitely mentioned Einstein (!) and couldn't find it in the search
John Percival: oh. not my work, no
parksie: <<< cries
parksie: oh well...another classic thread resigned to the depths of MySQL :(
parksie: Yeah. Just searched all forums for "parksie" saying "Einstein" and only one thread came up and that was a post I made today
John Percival: strange. it's probably there somewehre

what was the thread called?
parksie: It had "Joke" in it somewhere.
parksie: It also mentioned pretty much everyone on the forum...you...V(ery), MLP ;)
John Percival: oh :-) you can't be more precise can you?
parksie: IE goes strange if i try and show all my subscribed threads :(
John Percival: 3569 Programming Joke :) Edit Delete
10160 GIF sites and a joke Edit Delete
15216 A joke about programmers. Edit Delete
21357 DDraw get&#039;s :mad: Is this a MS joke? Edit Delete
22069 Acronyms and other Jokes ! Edit Delete
23325 C# this is a joke right? Edit Delete
23327 C# this is a joke right? Edit Delete
27263 Rate This Joke Edit Delete
27505 Joke 2 - Rate Edit Delete
27611 hmmmm No More Jokes Edit Delete
28681 A Joke On Definition Edit Delete
34074 Dumb Blonde Joke Edit Delete
34365 Joke Edit Delete
36835 Joke..............rude! Edit Delete
37901 Very BAD joke.....you&#039;ve been warned! Edit Delete
39251 joke Edit Delete
39378 Some one wanted aussie jokes, ok # 1 Edit Delete
40205 An existentialist joke Edit Delete
40328 cursors and practical jokes Edit Delete
41513 yet another joke Edit Delete
43710 VB-World Bad Joke Day! Edit Delete
46925 Need VB3(not a joke :)) Edit Delete
48960 Jokes For The Blind... Edit Delete
53605 Joke Thread Edit Delete
56667 Jokes... Edit Delete

parksie: yes...it was one of the "Rate" jokes
parksie: 27505 I think...looking
John Percival: those are the thread ids. give some a try
parksie: will do
parksie: ta muchly! :)
parksie: it says I don't have permission for thread 27505
parksie: :(
John Percival: looks like that thread went down hill :-) It got hidden in our 'censored' forum
parksie: Hahahahahaha :D
parksie: Dennis'll love that :)
parksie: so...can we...erm...have it back?
parksie: we'll play nicely ;)
John Percival: not without deleting most of the posts in it, no

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:26 PM

So there we have it...it's been censored

Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:30 PM

Well, can you ask him to try and email it to you or something?

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:31 PM

Already did...I've been negotiating for the thread's future for the past 10 minutes.

He said the thread was fine until I brought up you-know-who

Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:34 PM

Is that the one where V(ery) tells the c*** joke?

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:34 PM

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...threadid=56905

Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by parksie
you-know-who

I don't

**parksie** · Feb 23rd, 2001, 07:39 PM

I kinda told John I wouldn't bring it up again, since I'm trying to get him to email it to me so I can have a good laugh again.

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