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  1. Jan 23rd, 2001, 11:46 PM #1
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    Pranksters within President Clinton's departing administration apparently removed the "W" keys from White House computer keyboards as a wacky welcome for President George W. Bush.


    While on the surface this may seem harmless, the prank may actually inhibit the productivity of the Bush administration. Most URLs start with "www," so how Will White House staffers enter Web addresses while surfing for vital information?


    Communications from the White House will be misunderstood. The missing "W" wreaks havoc on words. "What" becomes "hat." "How" becomes "ho." "War" becomes "ar."


    Most importantly, memos will have to be signed "President George Bush," instead of "President George W. Bush," opening the door for mistaken identity.


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  2. Jan 24th, 2001, 03:38 PM #2
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    It doesn't really matter what name appears on the signature...we all know that George Bush is in charge NOT George W....
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  3. Jan 24th, 2001, 04:20 PM #3
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    No problems, they are probably all Republican supporters therefore would not know how to use their little webbed fingers to type on a keyboard.
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  4. Jan 24th, 2001, 04:27 PM #4
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  6. Jan 24th, 2001, 05:00 PM #5
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  7. Jan 25th, 2001, 12:15 PM #6
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    Apparently

    Now, apparently, George W. Bush said that the internet basically turns people souls dark. So having the WWW missing for internet wouldn't matter and also he said that more and more imports come from outside the US. Funny that!!
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  8. Jan 28th, 2001, 04:02 PM #7
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    So that's where imports come from. Will pass onto our Trade Minister who also seems not too have grasped that principle.

    And yes the WWW does turn your soul dark, it is an evil wicked thing, which should be banned. Probably will never catch on though.
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  9. Jan 28th, 2001, 04:13 PM #8
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    It'll never take off while there's a world market for maybe 2 computers.
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  11. Jan 28th, 2001, 04:24 PM #9
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    Damn right Parksie. Now if l can get the guys to keep our mainframe up and running will be able to do some real business. Maybe that 2k ram upgrade was going to far. After all who needs more than 12k memory.
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  12. Jan 28th, 2001, 04:26 PM #10
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  13. Feb 17th, 2001, 02:54 PM #11
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    Cool Creation at it's best!

    Al Gore invented the internet.
    "If I had known it was going to be that kinda party, I would have stuck my disk in the mash potatos!"
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  14. Feb 18th, 2001, 02:32 AM #12
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    You got that from a show, forgot witch one. But I heard that one before.
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    Talking This is Really Funny !...

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  16. Feb 18th, 2001, 01:20 PM #14
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  17. Feb 19th, 2001, 09:04 AM #15
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    Talking No way man....

    That's original material man. I came up with it ALL BY MYSELF.....well except the part about Al Gore inventing the internet....I heard it on some show. Can't remember which one though.


    p.s. hilarious picture...hadn't seen that one before!
    "If I had known it was going to be that kinda party, I would have stuck my disk in the mash potatos!"
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  18. Feb 19th, 2001, 01:46 PM #16
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    I know where I herd it. I herd it on The Daly Show with John Stewert.
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