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    Hyperactive Member marnitzg's Avatar
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    Ode to my Spell Checker

    I have a spelling checker
    It came with my PC.
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot see.

    Eye ran this poem threw it.
    Your sure real glad two no.
    Its very polished in its weigh,
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a blessing.
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when aye rime.

    Each frays comes posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed too bee a joule.
    The checker pours o’er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore a veiling checkers
    Hour spelling mite decline,
    And if we’re laks oar have a laps,
    We wood bee maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    There are know faults with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does not phase me,
    It does know bring a tier.
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped words fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud,
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaws are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
    Such soft wear four pea seas,
    And why eye brake in two averse
    Buy righting want to please.

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    Hyperactive Member Juan Carlos Rey's Avatar
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    Talking Small error

    Eye saw wang small error in year pome:

    (My checker tolled me saw)

    It cool no fine the world "laks"

    The rest is OK!

    LOL!!!
    Combat poverty: kill a poor!!

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