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  1. Nov 2nd, 2000, 11:36 AM #1
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    Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that
    men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
    women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

    It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
    talked excessively without making sense, became overly
    emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
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  2. Nov 2nd, 2000, 11:43 AM #2
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    i'm sorry but i have to disagree with this.


    Women can drive. There just CRAP at it!


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  3. Nov 2nd, 2000, 01:56 PM #3
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    Q: How do you make a hormone?



    A: Don't pay her! (***** Moan)
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