Most interesting person on this site

Am still bored...Monday afternoon....

I vote for kovan followed by Dennis and Kedaman


and Matthew <- spelt correctly and SteveCRM


Jethro "Bangs his head against his desk and knocks off the framed photo of John the administrator"

Iain "Drinks a middy of lite and falls off his bar stool"

[kovan]

i vote for me too
hahah

[Iain17]

Actually I vote for you Jethro, you're always good for a crack

Iain "Dusts himself off and orders a Swan Light"

Jethro "Falls unconscious at the smell of alcohol in the Swan Light."

How does kovan rank higher than me?!?!?!?

He is just wierd,
I am wierd and interesting...

you just don't know me well enough... ask Steve, or Matthew, or kedaman, or Sam, or Karl Blessing, or Zaphod......


and you'll find out how interesting I am....

but if you talk to them, I will definatly win the wierd contest too.... and the smart ass contest, etc...

[kovan]

dennis you lost this one

sorry dude
want me to buy you some beer?
sorry i cant
its agaitns my belief

[SteveCRM]

I'll buy you some, as long as you create the diversion...

Kovan

And Dennis is under aged.

Jethro "Picks himself up off the floor and watches Iain being dragged away for crimes against humanity"

Iain "Claims he was only opening the can of Swan as a joke, but they still throw him in the back of the van"

Jethro "Puts on a radiation suit, picks the offending can of Swan up with tongs, and puts it into a pint glass. Claims it is a pint of heavy"

SteveCRM "Drinks the glass and falls over jibbering madly"

Dennis "Declares war on Western Australia, but owing to a mistake in American geography teaching nukes Western Samoa by mistake"

Jethro "Takes off the rad suit and orders Kovan a glass of lemonade, before getting into a discussion regarding the koran and alcohol"

[Iain17]

Iain "Kicks himself for commiting the worlds second most horendous crime, ordering a Swan. The only crime that ranks above that is deliberatley spilling or tipping away your beer."

purposely spilling or tipping a beer is a crime punishable by death... slow painful, non-alcoholic death!!!
well, in my world....

[Kana Beer]

Your talk of tipping and spilling is begining to get a tiny bit offensive dammit, Quit abusing my buds.

[Kana Beer]

Oh, and thanks for sticking up for me Dennis

Tell them to drink swan lite, they would recieve medals for spilling the crap.....may not do very much for the carpet however.

[Kana Beer]

Hey Drink Swan Light Ya Swill Spillers

[parksie]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not death by Swan Light! Oh, and pass the Guinness, please.

[Ianpbaker]

yet another thread goes into beer

[parksie]

And the beer goes into us...

Iain

Have passed on your email address to Swan, you should be receiving all the merchandise your heart could desire in the next few weeks.....hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

Am bored, hung over, and wishing it was 5.30 so l could do it all again......vodka and a swimming pool

[Iain17]

Fair play Jethro.

I returned the favour and passed your email address on to the arse ticklers ******s fan club. Expect some promotional offers, and a personal message from Big Bruce who goes by the name of Mandy at the weekends.

So what do you and Mandy get up to on the weekend. Clearly you are on first name terms, l suppose he/she/it helps you finish your middies of shandy down the pub, before getting a taxi, heading back to his place, stripping off, and...........self censorship imposed at this stage.

Got the first email from the fan climb. Posted Dennis's email address straight back to them. They were very flustered by the photos of Dennis. I explained that he normally gets around naked on the weekend and is always interested in meeting exotic people....lol.....

[Iain17]

lol, its probably Dennis's big gun that did it for them

[HarryW]

Hahah *Chuckle*