300 today(and I don't feel a day younger)

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 8th, 2000, 05:20 AM

I'm now the grand age of 300 posts and will be soon drawing out my vb-pension. (Sitting in an arm chair smoking a pipe) I remember the days when you could come to this site and buy a loaf of bread with tuppance , the kid's didn't know anything, and I still had hair. oh how things have changed since then.

Just like to say thanks to all that have helped me, and hope my advice has been good to you.

Ian

**S@NSIS** · Sep 8th, 2000, 11:30 AM

Congratulations!!!!!!!

Enjoy your VB pension

[Edited by S@NSIS on 09-13-2000 at 10:09 AM]

**HarryW** · Sep 8th, 2000, 11:38 AM

Aha, I thought my post count had gone down.

**parksie** · Sep 9th, 2000, 04:08 PM

Mine, denniswrenn's, and V(ery)'s went down by about 50-100 each

.

Sep 9th, 2000, 09:51 PM

mine went down EXACTLY 50... yours and V(ery)'s went down 100, so that proves I am not the most useless poster, HA!

**parksie** · Sep 10th, 2000, 05:28 AM

I'm not either...what about Megatron/kedaman/Samantha (

) on that huge post race

.

**Gary.Lowe** · Sep 10th, 2000, 09:48 AM

Them were the days Ian Eh

A pint of lager (good lager) for 80p a pint

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 11th, 2000, 02:57 AM

packet of ***'s £2.50

**Iain17** · Sep 11th, 2000, 05:51 AM

You could get a Cheap wh***, ok lets not go there

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 11th, 2000, 05:57 AM

There still cheap now, youve just got to look around and not worry about STD's

**S@NSIS** · Sep 11th, 2000, 06:00 AM

And petrol was only 49p a litre!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**parksie** · Sep 11th, 2000, 01:40 PM

Diary - Britain, September 11, 2000

Our government f****d up again, and now the lorry drivers have blockaded the refineries. Cue huge petrol shortage. I'm planning to rip whoever's responsible's teeth out - where is he???

<rant over>

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 12th, 2000, 02:55 AM

I've had to leave my car at home today, because I haven't got enough petrol to go to work, or find a station that has petrol. I took the train and it was like a train in India. When I drove home last night I went past about 12 petrol stations and all of them were closed. This is going to be a fun week.

Ian

**Arbiter** · Sep 12th, 2000, 05:01 AM

My car's just sat on the drive now. No petrol.

I couldn't even siphon any from my Dad's car as it's got an anti-siphon thing on.

Goddamnsonofabitch!

Manchester's getting like the dark ages. I'm going to have to find a horse to tame. Then of course I suppose they'll barricade the farmers so I can't feed the horse.

No problem, I'll get some huskies and a sled.

**parksie** · Sep 12th, 2000, 12:19 PM

Unfortunately we never get snow so you're a bit buggered really.

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 13th, 2000, 09:05 AM

Right let's try again

yipee, 300 today. (how many people do you know that have has two 300th birthday's in one life time.)

Ian

**Arbiter** · Sep 13th, 2000, 09:56 AM

Parksie,

I'll put the sled on rollerskates. BTW, are you in MCR too?

Ianpbaker,

Happy 300th Birthday(2)

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 13th, 2000, 10:03 AM

cheer's Arbiter.

You'll have a bit of a problem of stopping the sled with all those hill's in manchester

**S@NSIS** · Sep 13th, 2000, 10:05 AM

That's if the wheels actually stay on the vehicle long enough to get to the hill

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 13th, 2000, 10:07 AM

LOL

**Ianpbaker** · Sep 13th, 2000, 11:02 AM

I'm mad for it S@NSIS

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