Dad: I told you son we'll be there when we get there.
Son: How long?
Dad: When the planes finish bombing Bahgdad
Son: I have to go pee
Dad: Can't you hold it and piss on Sadam when we get there?
Son: No I got to go now!
Dad: Alright let me pull the tank over.

Dad: Don't forget your gas mask.

Dad: You done?
Son: Yes

Son: Can I drive?
Dad: No

Son: I'm hungry!
Dad: We're low on food supply right now.
Son: I'm hungry!

Dad: Alright damnit! Here's my energy bar.

Son: What's that tank up a head?
Dad: Just a little bug out on the desert.

BANG-CHIBOOM!

Dad: No worries.

Son: Are we there yet?