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Jul 14th, 2000, 02:07 AM
#1
"I'll go back to the states when the beer stops tasting like it has been strained through an old used pair of my jockey junior Y fronts"
Phantomd after a recent trip to LA...........
"If Netscape and Yahoo merged would the new company be called Net 'N' Yahoo"
Larry Ellison...remarkably with no F words.
"I have never understood women only two times in my life, before marriage and after marriage"
Anon
"I want get married again. I will just find a women l hate and give her a house and avoid the grief!"
Caren't remember that one.
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Jul 16th, 2000, 04:23 PM
#2
Fanatic Member
hi,
here are a couple more
He who laughs last, thinks slowest
Confusion is a power not to be wasted ?
ME
It took blood and guts to be this cool, but i'm still just a cliche
Skin (lead singer skun Anansie)
Merlin ?
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jul 17th, 2000, 11:41 PM
#3
Hyperactive Member
"254 Kilobytes is ALL the memory ANYONE will EVER need."
Bill Gates, I think it was about 10-15 years ago
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Jul 23rd, 2000, 05:31 AM
#4
Monday Morning Lunatic
Woman: You sir, are drunk.
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jul 23rd, 2000, 11:55 PM
#5
Lively Member
"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist."
-Anon
"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane."
-Anon
"As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841."
-Anon
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
-Anon
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them"
-Isaac Asimov
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"
-Anon
"I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew."
-Janet Minor
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Jul 25th, 2000, 07:55 AM
#6
Fanatic Member
hi, Parksie
Brilliant Quote i like that one a lot
Merlin ?
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jul 27th, 2000, 12:08 AM
#7
Member
Originally posted by Zaphod64831
"254 Kilobytes is ALL the memory ANYONE will EVER need."
Bill Gates, I think it was about 10-15 years ago
He actually said "640 Kilobytes is all the memory anyone will ever need"
---~^ Absalom ^~---
There is nobody in the world who knows everything there is no one his/her workforce who knows everything what really makes the person smart is that he/she is not affraid to ask for help.
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Jul 27th, 2000, 12:10 AM
#8
Hyperactive Member
Ok, if you have to get SPECIFIC about everything!
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Jul 27th, 2000, 12:12 AM
#9
Member
"I am a perfect house keeper whenever I divorce I always keep there house"
"There is no 'I' in Team but there is an 'me'"
"Nobody is perfect I am nobody therfore I am Perfect"
---~^ Absalom ^~---
There is nobody in the world who knows everything there is no one his/her workforce who knows everything what really makes the person smart is that he/she is not affraid to ask for help.
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Jul 27th, 2000, 12:14 AM
#10
Member
Sorry I am a computer geek extrodinaire
---~^ Absalom ^~---
There is nobody in the world who knows everything there is no one his/her workforce who knows everything what really makes the person smart is that he/she is not affraid to ask for help.
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Jul 27th, 2000, 12:17 AM
#11
Hyperactive Member
I know how that is, I just suck at remembering anything with numbers in it
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