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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis,

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
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    "I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P

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    Dr Dis, Is it really "Who you know", or is it actually "Who you ..." Well, you know.
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    I don't suppose the latter one would be a feasible option for you anyway, so maybe you should just work on the first.. *sympathetic look*



    //runs

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    Dear Dr Dis,

    Is Cybercrime really a problem in the modern day world?
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    NO! Now give me your credit card number so I can verify that you really are who you say you are.

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    Epic fail on the pr0n site subscription. You are a f/-\keR.

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    we all know you need the 3 digits off the back and the exp date for pron. You didn't actually try it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
    we all know you need the 3 digits off the back and the exp date for pron. You didn't actually try it!
    well, he didn't seem to know
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
    we all know you need the 3 digits off the back and the exp date for pron. You didn't actually try it!

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    You lot confuse me. I think we need Dr Dis back.
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    I am still watching you lot. I am, y'know.
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    Dr Dis,

    Did this thread have a near-death-experience?
    If so, did you see the light?
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    I did not see any light. Well, I did shine a flashlight in my eyes a couple nights back, can't remember why.

    However, the thread did see light. It flew through a majestic rainbow. It tells me that it hates you for ressurecting it. I wouldn't worry too much about it though.
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    Dr Dis,
    Where did you go for a while?
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    If doctor dis is too busy, i don't mind answering this.
    http://www.levity.com/eschaton/Why2012.html
    After years of considering data from varied fields such as astronomy, ethnography, archeology and iconography, J. Eric S. Thompson determined that 0.0.0.0.0 correponded to the Julian date 584283, which equals August 11th, 3114 B.C. in our Gregorian calendar. This means that the end date of 13.0.0.0.0, some 5125 years later, is December 21st, 2012 A.D.1
    so basically the mayan calendar end signifies the end of the world, but no one really knows when the calendar starts. Interesting article.
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    We live in the matrix and at 13.0.0.0.0 the matrix will reload
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    Why do revolving doors always revolve Anti-Clockwise.
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    They don't. They rotate clockwise in countries where you drive on the left. It's all about flow control.
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    Dr Dis - why do Canadians drive on the right hand side of the road despite them being a part of the commonwealth which drives on the left hand side of the road?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
    They don't. They rotate clockwise in countries where you drive on the left. It's all about flow control.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolving_door
    We drive on the left here, yet every revolving door I have come across has
    rotated Anti-Clockwise.
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    clearly states in the article they "usually" do in left-hand countries. It probably depends on where the door was made.
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    Why does everything; Gas, Electricity, Water, Phone Bills, Food, Transport, Taxes etc; go up by an amount that is greater than Inflation
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    Dr Dis,

    When will I be banned again?

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    Can you please supply the full words to the Goblin song that Edmund Blackadder
    was trying to sing at the end of the Beer episode of Blackadder II.
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    another underrated show. that has to be the funniest series ever.
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    Why does snow hate me?
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Dear Dr Dis,

    I'm an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigB
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    Why does snow hate me?
    You think snow hates you?? It snowed on my birthday! It took twice as long to drive home from work because of it -- on my birthday! Evil, demonic snow.

    But, it dislikes you because of your haircut.

    Also, ultra-mega thread resurrection!
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why am I not a mod for CC yet?

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    Dear Dr Dis,

    While lost in an Egyptian cave, I came across this inscription... can you tell me what it means?

    YYURYYUBI
    CURYY4ME

    ANSWER:
    Last edited by jwzumwalt; Dec 8th, 2008 at 12:10 AM.
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    When?
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    Dear Dr Dis.

    Is atheist really a swede?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwzumwalt
    Dear Dr Dis,

    While lost in an Egyptian cave, I came across this inscription... can you tell me what it means?

    YYURYYUBI
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    wednesday
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    Dear Dr Dis,
    Have you ever been to Whales?
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    Is that the same as Wales?
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