Fish Cakes

visualAd · Jan 24th, 2007, 04:11 AM

It was a cold winters day (the kind of winter you got before global warming). My brother phoned me and said "are you home for dinner?". This could mean only one thing, he was cooking good food and I would be eating some.

So, I decided that I would eat nout until I returned home. I could hear the gurgles of my stomach as it groaned for food and the insuing pain of emptiness lingered. The wait would be worth it however, as my brother is a good cook and works as a chef at a local hotel.

The time approached and I left work. The drive home seemed to take forever as I lick my lips in hungry anticipation of the dinner to come. In my haste I almost run over two pedestrians, then I realised it wasn't me that almost ran them over, it was my dad, who was driving.

Upon arrival I could smell the food eminating from the kitchin, but the wait was not over. He had not finished cooking.

Finally, 30 minutes later dinner was ready - I sat at the table poised, awaiting my grub. Suddenly an overwhelming feeling of nausia and anger came about me. I looked at my plate and there they were. FISH CAKES.....

"I HATE FISH CAKES, THEY SMELL LIKE FISH AND THEY TASTE LIKE FISH. I HATE ALL FISH, EXCEPT THE FISH I LIKE" - I said. My brother accused me of acting like a child, but no one understands how much I hate fish cakes. I cried like a cat for 40 minutes, I stamped my feet on the floor, but still the fish cakes were there. I threw the plate accross the room, I stabbed my neck with a fork. But still the fish cakes were there.

Drenched in blood and carrying a bashed ego, I took myself to bed. Tommorow I tell thee, I shall be cooking my own dinner.

Andrew G · Jan 24th, 2007, 04:20 AM

I'm sure the fish in the cakes felt that same way about you

hairball · Jan 24th, 2007, 04:24 AM

ROMBLE!
Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!

mendhak · Jan 24th, 2007, 02:07 PM

I am very impressed with you.

Shaggy Hiker · Jan 24th, 2007, 04:57 PM

So tomorrow YOU do the cooking? Sounds like your brother is the smarter sibling.

mar_zim · Jan 24th, 2007, 08:51 PM

You are a fishcist.

Fishcake · Jan 26th, 2007, 04:20 AM

I'd gladly trade places I love homemade fishcakes.

Fishcake · Jan 26th, 2007, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mar_zim

You are a fishcist.

Nice, I can't believe that didn't make it into this Thread

FishGuy · Jan 26th, 2007, 05:13 AM

It may suprise some to learn I also detest everything about fish including the taste, the smell.

The only fish I like is Tuna and sometimes haddock from the local chippy, anything thats too fishy makes me gip.

Fishcake · Jan 26th, 2007, 05:16 AM

Oops. I'd better cancel that shipment of particularly fishy fish that I sent over to you in celebration of your 1,186th post.

Jan 24th, 2007, 04:11 AM	#1
visualAd Swine Buddy Join Date: Apr 02 Location: Langley, Berks, UK Mode: Restructuring Posts: 4,835	Fish Cakes It was a cold winters day (the kind of winter you got before global warming). My brother phoned me and said "are you home for dinner?". This could mean only one thing, he was cooking good food and I would be eating some. So, I decided that I would eat nout until I returned home. I could hear the gurgles of my stomach as it groaned for food and the insuing pain of emptiness lingered. The wait would be worth it however, as my brother is a good cook and works as a chef at a local hotel. The time approached and I left work. The drive home seemed to take forever as I lick my lips in hungry anticipation of the dinner to come. In my haste I almost run over two pedestrians, then I realised it wasn't me that almost ran them over, it was my dad, who was driving. Upon arrival I could smell the food eminating from the kitchin, but the wait was not over. He had not finished cooking. Finally, 30 minutes later dinner was ready - I sat at the table poised, awaiting my grub. Suddenly an overwhelming feeling of nausia and anger came about me. I looked at my plate and there they were. FISH CAKES..... "I HATE FISH CAKES, THEY SMELL LIKE FISH AND THEY TASTE LIKE FISH. I HATE ALL FISH, EXCEPT THE FISH I LIKE" - I said. My brother accused me of acting like a child, but no one understands how much I hate fish cakes. I cried like a cat for 40 minutes, I stamped my feet on the floor, but still the fish cakes were there. I threw the plate accross the room, I stabbed my neck with a fork. But still the fish cakes were there. Drenched in blood and carrying a bashed ego, I took myself to bed. Tommorow I tell thee, I shall be cooking my own dinner. __________________ PHP \|\| MySql \|\| Apache \|\| Get Firefox \|\| OpenOffice.org \|\| Click \|\| Slap ILMV \|\| 1337 c0d \|\| GotoMyPc For FREE! Part 1, Part 2 \| PHP Session --> Database Handler * Custom Error Handler * Installing PHP * HTML Form Handler * PHP 5 OOP * Using XML * Ajax * Xslt \| VB6 Winsock - HTTP POST / GET * Winsock - HTTP File Upload Latest quote: crptcblade - VB6 executables can't be decompiled, only disassembled. And the disassembled code is even less useful than I am. Random VisualAd: Blog - Latest Post: When the Internet becomes Electricity!! Spread happiness and joy. Rate good posts.

Jan 24th, 2007, 04:20 AM	#2
Andrew G Frenzied Member Join Date: Nov 05 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,574	Re: Fish Cakes I'm sure the fish in the cakes felt that same way about you __________________ VB Code Marquee ProgressBar - 3D Pie Chart

Jan 24th, 2007, 04:24 AM	#3
hairball Junior Member Join Date: Aug 06 Location: i'm not here. Posts: 24	Re: Fish Cakes ROMBLE! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! __________________ Break out from your mental box. I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

Jan 24th, 2007, 02:07 PM	#4
mendhak ASP.NET Moderator Join Date: Feb 02 Location: Ulaan Baator GooGoo: Frog Posts: 38,161	Re: Fish Cakes I am very impressed with you. __________________ Mendhak.com\|MVP\|Flickr\|Mactards!\|GPS Logger for Android\|

Jan 24th, 2007, 04:57 PM	#5
Shaggy Hiker Loquacious User Join Date: Aug 02 Location: Idaho Posts: 12,293	Re: Fish Cakes So tomorrow YOU do the cooking? Sounds like your brother is the smarter sibling. __________________ My usual boring signature: Nothing

Jan 24th, 2007, 08:51 PM	#6
mar_zim Frenzied Member Join Date: Feb 04 Location: Toledo Cebu City. Posts: 1,416	Re: Fish Cakes You are a fishcist.

Jan 26th, 2007, 04:20 AM	#7
Fishcake Fanatic Member Join Date: Feb 01 Location: Derby, UK Posts: 998	Re: Fish Cakes I'd gladly trade places I love homemade fishcakes.

Jan 26th, 2007, 05:13 AM	#9
FishGuy Frenzied Member Join Date: Mar 05 Location: Bradford UK Posts: 1,477	Re: Fish Cakes It may suprise some to learn I also detest everything about fish including the taste, the smell. The only fish I like is Tuna and sometimes haddock from the local chippy, anything thats too fishy makes me gip. __________________

Jan 26th, 2007, 05:16 AM	#10
Fishcake Fanatic Member Join Date: Feb 01 Location: Derby, UK Posts: 998	Re: Fish Cakes Oops. I'd better cancel that shipment of particularly fishy fish that I sent over to you in celebration of your 1,186th post.

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