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Old Sep 28th, 2004, 01:11 AM   #1
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Human Ram

Danial has really bad memory. Can someone tell me how to make human ram so I can fix this problem?

Please list all the steps from step one. Generate sourcecode and hardware specifications for each. Then, please give me the solution so i can patent it and put my name on it.
Make sure its detailed so I can understand it. Then, i will put my group of 500 employees to work on it and make millions of dollars. I already spoke with Bill Gates and he is willing to give up his whole company if this worked. We have an agreement... its almost as good as that 100% security application someone made, and then it was cracked in 2 minutes, which i will not mention any names.... about... ahem

Raladin, maybe you can come up with a solution I can buy and make 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Please post code and hardware sketches, its URGENT!










...Danial you laughing yet.
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Old Sep 28th, 2004, 02:49 AM   #2
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only problem is that it will cost ya $2 million!
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lol.. thats actually kinda scary
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lol.. thats actually kinda scary
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Yeah, they payed me a lot of money and threatened to kill me if I didnt take it. What could I do?
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Old Sep 28th, 2004, 06:17 PM   #8
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For those of you who came in here and said.. "Hey, this topic is a total waste of space."
I absolutly agree with you, but heres something interesting to make up for it.

http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,116655,00.asp

If your interested, go on google and search for "Microsoft patents personal network".

Maybe we can fix Danial up pretty shortly.
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