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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:32 AM   #1
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Talking The REALLY LOUD THREAD !

HEY YOU THERE !
THIS IS THE REALLY LOUD THREAD READY-MADE FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED ON THIS BOARD !
WELCOME AT VBF AND HAVE A GOOD STAY.
BEAKER WILL GET YOU A BEER, IAN A SHERRY, BONKER SOME FRESH FISH AND BB A HOT NIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET (FORGO THE LAST IF YOU'RE MALE. WE WILL NOT MOP UP YOUR SPILT LUNCH)

ANYWAY, HAVE A NICE STAY AND KEEP OUT OF THE SUN. IT MIGHT FRY YOUR BRAIN
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:38 AM   #2
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Re: The REALLY LOUD THREAD !

SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CAN'T HERE YOU
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:40 AM   #3
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WHUT ???!!!
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:40 AM   #4
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FOUR CANDLES PLEASE
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:41 AM   #5
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:42 AM   #6
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FOOK HANDLES ??? THIS IS A RESPECTABLE SHOP SIR, WE DON'T SELL SUCH FILTH AROUND HERE !!!
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:44 AM   #8
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN THE SHOP IS CALLED WALLIES SEX EMPORIUM
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:46 AM   #9
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READ THE SIGN AGAIN, YOU IDIOT ! IT SAYS "WALLY'S SAX EMPIRE" ! NOW BE GONE FROM MY SHOP PLEASE !
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:49 AM   #10
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WHAT'S THAT, YOU WANT SEX WITH THE ENTIRE BRITISH EMPIRE ? HELLO SAILOR, YOU SLAG
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:50 AM   #11
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:51 AM   #12
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EH ? A YELLOW SAILOR YOU'VE SNOGGED ? WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT ?
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:51 AM   #13
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FOOK OFF BACK TO TURTLE TIPS YOU *****
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WALLY, YOU'RE ON A YELLOW SAILOR? HUH?
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IAN...YOU LIKE TO FOOK *****S AT TURTLETIPS?

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WHO FOOKS A TURTLE AROUND HERE ? IS FULLBERK BACK ON BOARD THEN ?
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:54 AM   #17
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Old May 27th, 2002, 09:57 AM   #18
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Will You All STFU - Some of us are trying to kip ...err...work.
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Old May 27th, 2002, 10:01 AM   #19
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YOU'RE TRYING TO SKIP WHILST AT WORK ? U = TEH FAG00T
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Can't tell whether that was your poor attempt at leet or your normal spelling. Twot
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I just want to inform you Wally, but I think my sperm is dead
I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, YOU PERVERT
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ARSE ! (reprise)
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH SERIOUS THREADS FOR ONE DAY!!
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Old May 28th, 2002, 02:45 PM   #34
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Aww Katie ! Can you explain to certain members around here what "piss take" means ? I'm tired of having to explain myself

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IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, CHANCES ARE THE SUCCESS RATE IS VERYYYY LIMITED!

YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DON'T! I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO OTHERS


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WHUT ?? DID YE HOLLER SUMFING ? DANG, ME HEARING AID IS MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN ...

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