It's really is nice of us humans...

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:27 PM

to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:29 PM

We even installed a little railroad to so they won't be bored! An alien theme park in the making!

thinktank2 · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:31 PM

Now .. what should we serve them ??

Katie is a good treat !!

CiberTHuG · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!

Apparently they only abduct Californians.

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:38 PM

The aliens do not eat the concierge! They are actually quite polite....except for that one incident...which is best forgotten

thinktank2 · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:53 PM

Areyou abducted ? Find out ..

http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm

crptcblade · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:56 PM

I have probably not been abducted.

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 03:58 PM

6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.

At least that's what they want me to believe!!

thinktank2 · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:11 PM

LOL ... I am getting mad laughing at this thing..

Look what a photoshop hack of a man taking a piss... can trun in to...

http://www.abduct.com/aaer2/r2.htm

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:14 PM

Clear photographic evidence of aliens...what more convincing do you need?!?!?!?

nishantp · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:18 PM

I can see you military people are full of great ideas

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:20 PM

You bet!!!!!!! I just hope they appreciate all we've done for them and stop by often enough to pay for the building cost!

nishantp · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:23 PM

Lol so you're assuming they'll have a few American dollars on them? Interesting...

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:26 PM

I think knowledge is the commodity we're after...not US dollars.

nishantp · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:29 PM

Get them to tell you how to make fat-free chocolat cake! Then the US will remain supreme forever

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:31 PM

Gee...and I was thinking of asking them some silly question like "How do we develop a clean burning, renewable energy source"...your question is much more practical

nishantp · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:35 PM

Someone seriously has to get their priorities straight

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 04:37 PM

I don't know what I could have been thinking!

parksie · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:00 PM

I scored 5...

Quote:

0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:15 PM

Too bad, Parksie...maybe they'll get around to you next time!

parksie · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:17 PM

Yeah, they probably got stuck when they tried to get my brain, far too big.

Then again it could have been my ego they had problems with

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:19 PM

Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in!

parksie · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in!

Ain't nothing going up there without a fight

CyberSurfer · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:22 PM

0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:23 PM

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:54 PM

you've all been abducted from your home planet and placed on Earth. you just cant remember because you've been brainwashed. Some people have been over brainwashed

barrk · Apr 15th, 2002, 05:56 PM

no missing link by Dan Bern

they look for the missing link
there's no missing link
they'll never find the missing link
there's no missing link
we're not something you can figure out
with an equation
we are the genetic mutation
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
darwin tried explaining it, darwin did
the best he could
evolution, pretty theory,
but how could darwin know
that aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
how else explain fax machines
how else explain computer enhancement
how else explain fiber optics
how else explain mozart
we do not belong here, this planet
was a terrarium
intergalactic broken home, have to go
to outer space
and one day find our daddy --

how else explain pay at the pump
how else explain limited access freeways
how else explain digital remastering
plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo
michael jordan
religion, astronomy, astrology
that looks to the stars
we do not belong here
this planet was a terrarium
seven billion bastards
screaming for our daddy
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
etc.

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:27 PM	#1
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	It's really is nice of us humans... to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too! __________________ Last edited by barrk; Apr 15th, 2002 at 03:59 PM.

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:29 PM	#2
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	We even installed a little railroad to so they won't be bored! An alien theme park in the making! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:38 PM	#5
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	The aliens do not eat the concierge! They are actually quite polite....except for that one incident...which is best forgotten __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:56 PM	#7
crptcblade The Devil Join Date: Aug 00 Location: Quetzalshacatenango Posts: 9,091	I have probably not been abducted. __________________ Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka. Take credit, not responsibility

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:58 PM	#8
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted. At least that's what they want me to believe!! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:31 PM	#3
thinktank2 Hyperactive Member Join Date: Nov 01 Location: Arctic Posts: 272	Now .. what should we serve them ?? Katie is a good treat !!

Apr 15th, 2002, 03:53 PM	#6
thinktank2 Hyperactive Member Join Date: Nov 01 Location: Arctic Posts: 272	Areyou abducted ? Find out .. http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:11 PM	#9
thinktank2 Hyperactive Member Join Date: Nov 01 Location: Arctic Posts: 272	LOL ... I am getting mad laughing at this thing.. Look what a photoshop hack of a man taking a piss... can trun in to... http://www.abduct.com/aaer2/r2.htm

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:14 PM	#10
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	Clear photographic evidence of aliens...what more convincing do you need?!?!?!? __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:18 PM	#11
nishantp Frenzied Member Join Date: Jan 01 Location: Where you least expect me to be Posts: 1,375	I can see you military people are full of great ideas __________________ You just proved that sig advertisements work.

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:20 PM	#12
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	You bet!!!!!!! I just hope they appreciate all we've done for them and stop by often enough to pay for the building cost! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:23 PM	#13
nishantp Frenzied Member Join Date: Jan 01 Location: Where you least expect me to be Posts: 1,375	Lol so you're assuming they'll have a few American dollars on them? Interesting... __________________ You just proved that sig advertisements work.

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:26 PM	#14
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	I think knowledge is the commodity we're after...not US dollars. __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:29 PM	#15
nishantp Frenzied Member Join Date: Jan 01 Location: Where you least expect me to be Posts: 1,375	Get them to tell you how to make fat-free chocolat cake! Then the US will remain supreme forever __________________ You just proved that sig advertisements work.

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:31 PM	#16
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	Gee...and I was thinking of asking them some silly question like "How do we develop a clean burning, renewable energy source"...your question is much more practical __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:35 PM	#17
nishantp Frenzied Member Join Date: Jan 01 Location: Where you least expect me to be Posts: 1,375	Someone seriously has to get their priorities straight __________________ You just proved that sig advertisements work.

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:37 PM	#18
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	I don't know what I could have been thinking! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:15 PM	#20
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	Too bad, Parksie...maybe they'll get around to you next time! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:19 PM	#22
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in! __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:22 PM	#24
CyberSurfer Hyperactive Member Join Date: Aug 00 Location: Old London Town Posts: 425	0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted. __________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:23 PM	#25
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	__________________

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:54 PM	#26
BG Guest Posts: n/a	you've all been abducted from your home planet and placed on Earth. you just cant remember because you've been brainwashed. Some people have been over brainwashed

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:56 PM	#27
barrk Hyperactive Member Join Date: Sep 00 Location: My own little world Posts: 274	no missing link by Dan Bern they look for the missing link there's no missing link they'll never find the missing link there's no missing link we're not something you can figure out with an equation we are the genetic mutation aliens came and **ed the monkey, they ed the monkey aliens came and ed the monkey, they ed the monkey darwin tried explaining it, darwin did the best he could evolution, pretty theory, but how could darwin know that aliens came and ed the monkey, they ed the monkey aliens came and ed the monkey, they ed the monkey how else explain fax machines how else explain computer enhancement how else explain fiber optics how else explain mozart we do not belong here, this planet was a terrarium intergalactic broken home, have to go to outer space and one day find our daddy -- how else explain pay at the pump how else explain limited access freeways how else explain digital remastering plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo michael jordan religion, astronomy, astrology that looks to the stars we do not belong here this planet was a terrarium seven billion bastards screaming for our daddy aliens came and ed the monkey, they ed the monkey aliens came and ed the monkey, they ed the monkey aliens came and ed the monkey, they **ed the monkey etc. __________________

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