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  1. Jun 10th, 2013, 09:50 AM #1
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    Funny

    http://xkcd.com/327/

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  2. Jun 10th, 2013, 05:56 PM #2
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    Re: Funny

    Ah, little Bobby Tables... it's great, but unfortunately isn't really appropriate in the DB forum, so I've moved this to chit-chat.
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    Re: Funny

    At least one person has had this in their signature. It's one of the better comics in a good series.
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    Re: Funny

    I used him pointing out SQL injection attacks here. Primarily people posting logon queries.
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    Re: Funny

    hhhmmmm... DROP? Could be a worthy name for my son.
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    Re: Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    http://xkcd.com/327/
    Ah, I've seen that and strangely enough, I saw it here on VBForums first. It was in someone's signature.
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    Re: Funny

    I kind of assume that everyone - computer geeks, that is - will eventually discover, and read, every XKCD cartoon sooner or later. I'ts kind of like a rite of passage.

    My personal favorite (as it is for many) is the GOTO one...
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    Re: Funny

    This one was pretty funny:-
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  11. Jun 17th, 2013, 05:09 PM #9
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    Re: Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    I kind of assume that everyone - computer geeks, that is - will eventually discover, and read, every XKCD cartoon sooner or later. I'ts kind of like a rite of passage.

    My personal favorite (as it is for many) is the GOTO one...
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  12. Jun 17th, 2013, 06:27 PM #10
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    Re: Funny

    Newmannnn!!!!!

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    Re: Funny

    Nerds..... Lol!
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  14. Jun 20th, 2013, 10:46 PM #12
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    Re: Funny

    Haha, funny!
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  15. Jun 21st, 2013, 11:11 PM #13
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    Re: Funny

    That's so funny dude , such kind of things are actually happened in the developers life. lol
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    Re: Funny

    For the *nix people:


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