Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu View Post
Well, your first splash-back might be a bit cleaner, but watch out for the second one
You sparked my idea for the next new technological advancement! It will be a splashless toilet, no water but a vacuum that will have motion detection to "suck up" falling objects and will have a catch/display can in case someone drops a phone, wedding ring, etc..

Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu View Post
Oh. And the water is drinkable prior to flushing. What remains in the toilet bowl after you flush and the "stuff" is gone, is nowhere near clean or safe to drink (not that anyone would do that), even though it might appear to be. So what splashes the next time isn't really doing your behind any favors and is not a replacement for actually washing your behind
Well, if you have one of those french butt fountains, I think it is called a "bidet", you might possibly be okay.