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  1. Aug 26th, 2010, 11:15 AM #1
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  2. Aug 26th, 2010, 11:30 AM #2
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    Re: The programmer hierarchy

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    So Java programmers are less superior than VB programmers? Did you make up that chart, mendhak?
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    Re: The programmer hierarchy

    In fact, if you look at the arrows, it means that everybody thinks they are superior to Java Programmer exept "People who insist on calling HTML a programming language", while Java Programmers think they are superior to everybody :P
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    Fortran and Ada are incorrectly placed. Fortran should be between Assembler and C. Ada should be in a submarine somewhere off the coast of Malta.

    Cobol programmers are either out of contact with the corporeal world or are beneath 450 tons of piano-paper printouts of legacy code that is still scheduled for translation into a more modern language, e.g. Pascal.
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    The Fortran programmers had it coming. A couple of Universities canceled Fortran from their syllabi.
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    Re: The programmer hierarchy

    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit View Post
    So Java programmers are less superior than VB programmers? Did you make up that chart, mendhak?
    Not quite - the chart says the arrows represent the coders of X language feel superior to (where arrow points), so on that chart, it says that every other programmer feels superior to Java programmers, even VB coders, which is actually quite true.

    It doesn't mean they are superior though. That'd be flat-out wrong... *wears flame-retardant suit*

    That last entry (HTML) also reminds me of the time in sixth form, when our teacher asked us of any languages that compile, and someone said HTML. Nearly the whole class laughed, and the teacher was trying to kindly justify his answer by saying the browser was like an interpreter. Oh man, good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit View Post
    So Java programmers are less superior than VB programmers?
    Oracle has already taken over Sun Microsystems......may be that there wont be any existence of Java programming in future days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy.net View Post
    Oracle has already taken over Sun Microsystems......may be that there wont be any existence of Java programming in future days
    On the contrary, one of the reasons Oracle took over Sun was Java.
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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    Lisp was written in HTML *fact*
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    Re: The programmer hierarchy

    mendhak, you've got some really funny pics in that folder http://www.mendhak.com/extras/
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    Is this you?

    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juggalobrotha
    mendhak, you've got some really funny pics in that folder http://www.mendhak.com/extras/
    The "Sweet, Futurama's on" one amused me greatly, even though it's not one of the better episodes. That moody looking chick isn't even looking at the TV, she should be out buying shoes or something.
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    I almost had forgotten the VBF keyboard of awesum
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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