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    Virtual Pub now open

    Welcome to Geordie Joe's Drinking Emporium.

    Orders please??

    Parksie

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    Malt Liqour!

    Nobody does it like the bull!
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    That'd be a triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite, with a side order of stroh-rum please

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    John Smiths extra smoooooooooooooth

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    Sorry - No John Smiths.

    I'll have to change the barrel and I cant be arsed.

    Heres your triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite.

    £2.95 please.


    Malt liqor is on the house.

    Parksie

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    Bull! No ways am I paying +-R480 for a triple! It's R25 here

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    WKD for me please
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    no john smiths aye, well hows about a double shockwave?

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    'ere, got any brown ale?

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    A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side. Skip the celery.

    Think I could get an ashtray?

    Nice place! You got any specials?

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    Heres your double shockwave Gingernut.

    Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.

    Heres your Newkie Broon bonker - have it on the house.

    Oh....by the way, Jesus4U is barred. If any of you see him in here then boot him up the arse.

    NO RELIGION IN MY PUB.

    Parksie

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    A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side.
    Skip the celery.

    Coming up NotLKH.

    Got no blue cheese but I have some doorstep cheese if you like?

    Parksie

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    Heres the ashtray. You can have my skins and rafia mat if you like.

    Put your feet up, skin up, then drink up.

    Parksie

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.
    Wahey!!!
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    hmm...I fancy a baileys with ice.
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    I'll have a wife-beater cheers mate.

    Oh, and if you could pass the papers and mat I'd be very happy.

    HD

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    Have the bottle Gingernut.

    Heres your wife beater.

    Parksie

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Have the bottle Gingernut.

    Thanks. I think I'll have it without the ice though. It's a bit nippy.
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    LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR.

    Closing at 6:00 pm tonight due to hangover.

    Parksie

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    Got any Guinness ?
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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Malt liqor is on the house.
    I was gonna say Makers & Coke but free is always better
    How about a round of Irish Car Bombs for everyone!
    Pass that ashtray NotLKH.
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    sorry your closed.................just wazed in your doorway!
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    martiny...

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    I have told you all to stop hanging around outside.

    The Pub is shut but will reopen at 2:30 GMT.

    Jesus4U is still barred.............I cant abide tea totallers.

    Parksie

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    hi,

    anything on the house

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    Wow. The beer wagons here.

    Anyone who helps me carry the crates into the cellar gets 7 free pints of anything they like (drinkable stuff).

    Parksie

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    A cup of tea, please, 2 lumbs and a little milk. Thank you.
    *Presses your nose* "Tooooot!"

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    Sorry but we dont do lumbs, tea or milk!

    Get out of my Pub you strange person.

    Your barred!

    Parksie

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    WHo wizzed in my doorway lastnight????
    GGGRRRRRRRR


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    *sniffs*
    *Presses your nose* "Tooooot!"

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    well, gimme a good beer then, like Grolsch or Bittburg. :P
    *Presses your nose* "Tooooot!"

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    One bottle of Grolsch coming up.

    Hold on.

    Did I not bar you earlier.

    I must be confused.
    Help yourself to the peanuts.

    Parksie

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    Dum De Dum Dum........


    Jesus Christ......... .......................How many times have I told you.

    Don't smoke over the pool table.
    Joints may be enjoyed but not over the table.

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    I never went out, so I'm just trying again, or is drinking Grolsch strange too?
    *Presses your nose* "Tooooot!"

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