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    Re: The Golden Chair

    Barreling down the bowling lane.
    Whilst all around the minstrels dew
    Doth encase an emerald stain
    Whoes part, and whole, in sorrow flew.

    When chanst upon the golden font
    And tippled o'er the flowing wind
    And shocked and dried as was their wont
    The flock with whom the forest sinned

    So blank the verse and still the rhyme
    And cast oars through the midnight hour
    None doubt the word will be this: Time
    And harken to the quaking tower.
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    Gerald controls my extra lung.
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    the minstrels dew
    Isn't the whole point of minstrels that they melt in your mouth not in your hand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan View Post
    Gerald controls my extra lung.
    Well that brings a whole new meaning to heavy breathing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd View Post
    It's a mongoose.
    Would he like to come to tea with mesgeese?
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    The plural of octopotamus is octopotami
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    The Octopotamus of the East
    Is truly a singular beast
    If there's more than one
    It'll ruin the fun
    As they'll each on the other make feast!
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    Octopotami are often found dead in busy shipping lanes. Feel good about that do you?
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    Still haven't got the hang of this.
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    The pumpkin screams in the night.

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    The jack is lantern lighted.
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    Still haven't got the hang of this.
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    That's the same reason we fired the hangman and hired the axeman... he could get teh hang of it either.


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    Pies made of pumpkin guts are crunchy!
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    I want you to butter my otter.
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    Your auntie's potato has just eaten my hat.
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    I theme to think on thanks giving themes.
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    Pneumatic Popes.

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    Aggghhh!!! The agate!
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    I have debatable onions.
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    A monument to the humble flapjack might lead the casual bystander into unexpected verisimilitude. Something to be avoided according to the deputy. He's seen four so far.

    EDIT: Actually five. All bets are off.
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    Purple. But only because zebras can't fly.

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    There are but two dances mentioned by name in the NATO phonetic alphabet -- Foxtrot and Tango.
    Two places: India, Lima.
    Two waveforms: Echo, XRay
    Two people: Mike, Juliet

    And 18 varieties of daffodil.

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    I would count Alpha as a waveform bringing that category to three and add the category "Congratulations" for which there is one entry: Bravo

    Unfortunately this drops the daffodil total to 16

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    Wait...I forget.
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    Inhale my goat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd View Post
    Inhale my goat.
    You know, when it really comes down to it orange is really a good duck flavouring.
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    Ressurect Hail!!!
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    I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

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    Aardvarks. Why must it always be aardvarks?
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    Are igloo loos called loos or igs?
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    Sparsely knotted was the district. This would cause problems later but for now the rhombus wailed in the shade.
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    Curried scones with horseradish trousers. Yule!
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    Well, it's my rut and I'm comfortable in it.
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    Can someone catch me up on the theme of this thread. tl;dr

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    Great, I'm about to be killed a million miles from home and gung-ho iguana back there is telling me to relax!

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    Great.

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    Dark in here, isn't it?
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    Funin' games.
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    I raise your cucumber.

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