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Oct 17th, 2001, 10:27 AM
#441
Hyperactive Member
Indeed, most serendiptitiously wonderful wigged wombats with woolly wheeled working wear, wander wondering why.
Matt G
VS6 Ent SP5 @ Work
VS6 Ent SP5 & VB.Net @ Home
mattg@gravyboy.fsnet.co.uk
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Oct 17th, 2001, 02:32 PM
#442
Hyperactive Member
Frolicking is strictly prohibited when not done nude.
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Oct 18th, 2001, 03:17 AM
#443
tip no. 462: don't pickle your toilet brush until all bets have been placed
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Oct 18th, 2001, 06:07 AM
#444
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Coming soon to a Hairdressers near you: Moose in a Dustbin.
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Oct 18th, 2001, 06:09 AM
#445
Fanatic Member
contarary to popular belief, oranges are the only fruit
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Oct 18th, 2001, 08:22 AM
#446
Fanatic Member
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Oct 18th, 2001, 09:43 AM
#447
Hyperactive Member
There is no need to brush, just shake and stir vigorously
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Oct 18th, 2001, 10:34 AM
#448
Fanatic Member
You can return goods for a full refund or sexchange within 28 days.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
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Oct 18th, 2001, 10:46 AM
#449
transcendental analytic
No, she doesn't look good, shall I turn on the power?
Use
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Oct 18th, 2001, 11:21 AM
#450
Fanatic Member
Play with a yo-yo on the plains in Spain.
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Oct 18th, 2001, 04:02 PM
#451
Hyperactive Member
When face with a dilemma vasillate until you foe is vanquished!
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Oct 19th, 2001, 02:50 AM
#452
Fanatic Member
Springing aliens thrive on camel hair and spam.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 03:28 AM
#453
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Porcupines turn green when wrapped in hoobar
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Oct 19th, 2001, 03:45 AM
#454
Fanatic Member
To avoid mobile phone radiation, nail a pilgrim to the door.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 12:05 PM
#455
Hyperactive Member
In case of ignorance, scream louder.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 12:06 PM
#456
Fanatic Member
For the best burgers in town visit MacTurtles
The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 12:08 PM
#457
Hyperactive Member
Turtles are an excellent substitute when lacking a soccerball
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Oct 19th, 2001, 12:09 PM
#458
Fanatic Member
Turtle handbags will be all the rage next season.
The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 01:30 PM
#459
Hyperactive Member
When the turtles are in season be sure avoid excessive use of radishes
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Oct 19th, 2001, 03:22 PM
#460
Fanatic Member
When turtles sre out of season, use a dolphin - I'm dolphin friendly.
The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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Oct 19th, 2001, 04:21 PM
#461
Hyperactive Member
If it's too hot in the kitchen inquire within.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 02:13 AM
#462
Hyperactive Member
The turtle danced a merry jig with a dolphin. What fun.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:18 AM
#463
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by Tony Blair
Geese are entrenched in honey
Yes, I'm the Toaster Collector.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:39 AM
#464
Fanatic Member
It is often warm and sunny in the kingdom of the ducks.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:51 AM
#465
transcendental analytic
Use
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:53 AM
#466
Hyperactive Member
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:55 AM
#467
transcendental analytic
Use
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:56 AM
#468
Hyperactive Member
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:59 AM
#469
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 05:51 AM
#470
Fanatic Member
Claudia Schiffer, in a vat of semolina, wearing only the wrapper from a packet of Hubba-Bubba.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 05:52 AM
#471
Fanatic Member
Gary Lowe
VB6 (Enterprise) SP5
ADO 2.6
SQL Server 7 SP3
OK I know my spelling and grammer is crap so don't quote me on it!
To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!
Click on the top section of image for Marcus Miller website and bottom section of image for 'Run For Cover' sound clip
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 06:31 AM
#472
PowerPoster
Let loose the giraffes of war!!!!
Gentile or Jew,
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 06:49 AM
#473
"oink!", cried the frustrated barcode reader
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 07:51 AM
#474
Fanatic Member
Kagouls: Scottish fashion.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:14 AM
#475
Hyperactive Member
"Is it true that dogs don't have bellybuttons" ponders the magician.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:16 AM
#476
Fanatic Member
The jellyfish was rather too fond of chicken soup.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:20 AM
#477
VB Code:
Dim x As Long
x = "hehehe, i like to put fluff up my nostrils :)"
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:33 AM
#478
Fanatic Member
Every year, his wildebeest were in the path of the custard migration.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:34 AM
#479
Hyperactive Member
In case of explosions, break glass.
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Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:36 AM
#480
Fanatic Member
Carnage ensued when a jam tart called one of the jammy dodgers "cloying".
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