The Golden Chair

**gravyboy** · Oct 17th, 2001, 10:27 AM

Indeed, most serendiptitiously wonderful wigged wombats with woolly wheeled working wear, wander wondering why.

**barrk** · Oct 17th, 2001, 02:32 PM

Frolicking is strictly prohibited when not done nude.

nullus · Oct 18th, 2001, 03:17 AM

tip no. 462: don't pickle your toilet brush until all bets have been placed

**Bonker Gudd** · Oct 18th, 2001, 06:07 AM

Coming soon to a Hairdressers near you: Moose in a Dustbin.

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 18th, 2001, 06:09 AM

contarary to popular belief, oranges are the only fruit

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 18th, 2001, 08:22 AM

Love on a radiator.

**barrk** · Oct 18th, 2001, 09:43 AM

There is no need to brush, just shake and stir vigorously

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 18th, 2001, 10:34 AM

You can return goods for a full refund or sexchange within 28 days.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

**kedaman** · Oct 18th, 2001, 10:46 AM

No, she doesn't look good, shall I turn on the power?

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 18th, 2001, 11:21 AM

Play with a yo-yo on the plains in Spain.

**barrk** · Oct 18th, 2001, 04:02 PM

When face with a dilemma vasillate until you foe is vanquished!

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 19th, 2001, 02:50 AM

Springing aliens thrive on camel hair and spam.

**Bonker Gudd** · Oct 19th, 2001, 03:28 AM

Porcupines turn green when wrapped in hoobar

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 19th, 2001, 03:45 AM

To avoid mobile phone radiation, nail a pilgrim to the door.

**barrk** · Oct 19th, 2001, 12:05 PM

In case of ignorance, scream louder.

**RSINGH** · Oct 19th, 2001, 12:06 PM

For the best burgers in town visit MacTurtles

**barrk** · Oct 19th, 2001, 12:08 PM

Turtles are an excellent substitute when lacking a soccerball

**RSINGH** · Oct 19th, 2001, 12:09 PM

Turtle handbags will be all the rage next season.

**barrk** · Oct 19th, 2001, 01:30 PM

When the turtles are in season be sure avoid excessive use of radishes

**RSINGH** · Oct 19th, 2001, 03:22 PM

When turtles sre out of season, use a dolphin - I'm dolphin friendly.

**barrk** · Oct 19th, 2001, 04:21 PM

If it's too hot in the kitchen inquire within.

**Paul Warren** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 02:13 AM

The turtle danced a merry jig with a dolphin. What fun.

**Bonker Gudd** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Tony Blair
Geese are entrenched in honey

Yes, I'm the Toaster Collector.

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:39 AM

It is often warm and sunny in the kingdom of the ducks.

**kedaman** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:51 AM

Supernice

**Paul Warren** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:53 AM

furrydice

**kedaman** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:55 AM

juicyrice

**Paul Warren** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:56 AM

friedlice

**Bonker Gudd** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 04:59 AM

grubblepies

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 05:51 AM

Claudia Schiffer, in a vat of semolina, wearing only the wrapper from a packet of Hubba-Bubba.

**Gary.Lowe** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 05:52 AM

flannelblips

**Arbiter** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 06:31 AM

Let loose the giraffes of war!!!!

nullus · Oct 22nd, 2001, 06:49 AM

"oink!", cried the frustrated barcode reader

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 07:51 AM

Kagouls: Scottish fashion.

**barrk** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:14 AM

"Is it true that dogs don't have bellybuttons" ponders the magician.

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:16 AM

The jellyfish was rather too fond of chicken soup.

nullus · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:20 AM

VB Code:

Dim x As Long
x = "hehehe, i like to put fluff up my nostrils :)"

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:33 AM

Every year, his wildebeest were in the path of the custard migration.

**barrk** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:34 AM

In case of explosions, break glass.

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:36 AM

Carnage ensued when a jam tart called one of the jammy dodgers "cloying".

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