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  1. Jul 2nd, 2001, 08:55 AM #1
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    Exclamation The Golden Chair

    I am not a Bear or a Raven.
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  2. Jul 2nd, 2001, 09:43 AM #2
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    All contents of the above post that aren't somebody elses are mine, not the property of some media corporation.
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  3. Jul 2nd, 2001, 10:53 AM #3
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    are you a mongoose?
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  4. Jul 2nd, 2001, 10:57 AM #4
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    That would require a stepladder and an able Taylor.
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  5. Jul 2nd, 2001, 10:59 AM #5
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    i'm not sure a bag of crisps can be worn on the head whilst on a ladder
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  6. Jul 3rd, 2001, 04:09 AM #6
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    one might ask the invisible goat?
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  7. Jul 3rd, 2001, 05:20 AM #7
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    Naawwww, flip tramp's Doncaster
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  8. Jul 3rd, 2001, 05:23 AM #8
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    paf! the subtle ironies of decapitation...
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  9. Jul 3rd, 2001, 05:39 AM #9
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    I like chicken!
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  10. Jul 3rd, 2001, 06:06 AM #10
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    LOL, a smidgeon Eddie Large afoot. Who was it spooked in cow-juice?
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  11. Jul 3rd, 2001, 06:09 AM #11
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    I counted all the Bats in Halifax you know.
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  12. Jul 3rd, 2001, 06:14 AM #12
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    Yeah right. Spuff me 10 zealots, why dontcha...


    ha, the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd
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  13. Jul 3rd, 2001, 08:58 AM #13
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    Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.
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  14. Jul 3rd, 2001, 09:29 AM #14
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    Fung will be served immediately before the caps
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  15. Jul 3rd, 2001, 09:57 AM #15
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    Bottled budgies? ***???
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  16. Jul 3rd, 2001, 10:12 AM #16
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    not at all, monsieur, ich bin ein tomato when the flooge is fat!
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  17. Jul 5th, 2001, 09:05 AM #17
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    Teapot Teapot!

    Crunchy Whale Organs.
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  18. Jul 5th, 2001, 09:27 AM #18
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    Did I miss something here?
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  19. Jul 5th, 2001, 09:49 AM #19
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    Houndstooth marzipan. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feltch me a bugger NARWWWWWWWW
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  20. Jul 5th, 2001, 10:07 AM #20
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    Hmmm!

    Weathers driven away most people from Chit Chat and those that are left are going

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  21. Jul 5th, 2001, 10:38 AM #21
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    Fetch me a Swede, my ambulance needs watering.
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  22. Jul 5th, 2001, 10:58 AM #22
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    My Fizzhog has melons the shiniest of monkeys. Trump this, shellfish....
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  23. Jul 24th, 2001, 04:16 AM #23
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    Have you lubricated your Balvic Stem Today?

    I have.

    I was accompanied by 480 Dolphins!
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    heh, peddlebin frenzy in my button. WAIT, ahoy Jingo Rushbucket!!!




    Glep?
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  25. Jul 24th, 2001, 05:45 AM #25
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  26. Jul 24th, 2001, 06:02 AM #26
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    who split sausage on my trout
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    Originally posted by chenko
    who split sausage on my trout
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  28. Jul 24th, 2001, 06:15 AM #28
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    Ahh, I haven't nogged like this since 1735.
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  29. Jul 24th, 2001, 06:19 AM #29
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    Nicholas Parsons was eaten by my clock
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  30. Jul 24th, 2001, 07:10 AM #30
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    Originally posted by Behemoth
    Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.
    THE BLUE ONE!
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  31. Jul 24th, 2001, 07:14 AM #31
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    Originally posted by Behemoth


    THE BLUE ONE!
    I much prefer the green ones with my slaps
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  32. Jul 24th, 2001, 07:29 AM #32
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    Squirrels: Nature's little speedbumps
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  33. Jul 24th, 2001, 07:32 AM #33
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    a technocratic tortoise once *burp* flatulence by the thimble gull
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  34. Jul 24th, 2001, 08:43 AM #34
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    Thy poetic Bishop landing in my saucepan *clenk*
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  35. Jul 24th, 2001, 08:56 AM #35
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    urdy gurdy mushroom man, sitting in my frying pan, when all the fishes go away, urgy gurdy comes out to play
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  36. Jul 24th, 2001, 09:50 AM #36
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    Squeeze the restaurant - it is more colourful than that...
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  37. Jul 24th, 2001, 09:51 AM #37
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    "Remarkable", spoke the Albatross and lo there was a chorus of charming seals.
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  38. Jul 24th, 2001, 09:52 AM #38
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    Well butter my legs and call me an ostrich!
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  39. Jul 24th, 2001, 10:14 AM #39
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    That's no way to peel Joanna Lumley! Warm her up slowly in a Giant Ant.
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    The behemoth skipped lightly across the hillock. "Gudd grief, run for your hairy knuckles" squeaked the blue marmalade car called Simon.
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    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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