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    Time For a New Thread!!!

    Yall are killing Chit Chat! It's dying a slow slow death.

    Congratulations Bastards!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman View Post
    Yall are killing Chit Chat! It's dying a slow slow death.

    Congratulations Bastards!!!


    But you don't understand... WE MUST DISCUSS POLITICS

    Because there's not nearly enough of that on the internet these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman View Post
    Yall are killing Chit Chat! It's dying a slow slow death.

    Congratulations Bastards!!! [/IMG]
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Every time I see this thread's title, I hear "I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick / that won't make me crash my car" followed by "I want a new duck / One that won't try to bite / One that won't chew a hole in my socks / One that won't quack all night"

    I need a new life...

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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    A duck that bites is a threat to bugs, worms, and not much else, including socks. Where did that second set of lyrics come from?

    I'm not sure that chit-chat ever had much going on. There were the mafia wars, and a few other such things, but most of the certifiable types have moved on, so there are fewer crazy threads.
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    Goose! Duck!


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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    A duck that bites is a threat to bugs, worms, and not much else, including socks. Where did that second set of lyrics come from?

    I'm not sure that chit-chat ever had much going on. There were the mafia wars, and a few other such things, but most of the certifiable types have moved on, so there are fewer crazy threads.
    Weird Al... I Want a New Duck... parody of I Want a New Drug...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw

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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    That's who I thought it would be from. It's about time to get a new duck, too. I had one nesting in my yard a couple years back. I'd leave it water and corn, and it did seem to eat some, but whenever I added more corn (cracked corn....cause ducks....well, you know, they're all addicts, so they like them some crack), the duck would try to threaten me. Totally hopeless, since ducks are essentially unarmed.
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    The goose video quacked me up. Didn't look much like a police officer, though, and pretty un-athletic. Geese can be nasty, though.
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by techgnome View Post
    Weird Al... I Want a New Duck... parody of I Want a New Drug...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw

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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Geese can be nasty, though.
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    That goose never ran into this cat:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    Years ago was in a band that did a version of Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze. One day I realized the words to the theme for the TV show Green Acres fit the song perfectly. From then on we always performed Purple Haze with the Green Acres lyrics. Try it - it works!

    Green Acres is the place to be
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    Land speadin' out so far and wide
    Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside
    You can also sing the words from Amazing Grace to the tune from Gilligan's Island, and vice versa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TysonLPrice View Post
    That goose never ran into this cat:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q
    Three camera angles?
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    I havent seen a new thread by you (JR) for a long time. Your adding to CC's death lol. Are you still into Insane Clown Posse?
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    Of course! Like a Juggalugalo. Thought that you would never know o.O

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    Effing magnets...

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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Are you saying

    you want to

    make Chit Chat great again?
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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!


    wth this song is too loco O.O

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    Re: Time For a New Thread!!!

    Chit chat needs to be great again seriously. Soooo heres another for kicks.

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