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    Wink Katie, this isn't a dig at america :)

    Hey Guys, Remember in some other thread we were discussing the fact that Canada beat America in the only war they've had!

    Well I received this e-mail last night form one of my mates in Germany (who has nothing to do with this forum). It seems that it's not such an obscure historical event after all if even the Germans know about it.


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    > TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
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    > 1. It beats being an American
    > 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
    > capital to the ground
    > 3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
    > 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
    > capital to the ground
    > 5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh water in a
    > canoe?
    > 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
    > popularity ratings will rise
    > 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
    > capital to the ground
    > 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in
    > their skins
    > 9. "Own-an-Eskimo" scheme
    > 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
    > capital to the ground
    >
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    I guess if all you have is a small victory back in 1812 you have to live off the past glory then.

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    Hey, I'm British, we have to live in the past, the present state of our country is too horrible to think about !!

    We missed you yesterday, don't tell me you were working .

    SD
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    yep...and I'll have to do the same today...just popped in for a short visit first.

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    Nooooo. Don't go. Fob them off with some excuse, delegate, cheat, copy, lie, but whatever you do don't w*rk. You'll be setting a dangerous precident!

    SD
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    I'll be back later this afternoon....until then....keep having pun without me.....I think Gaffer is beating you.

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    ***? Even after the dyslexic pun

    I'll have to try harder (but I suspect a drunken Friday lunch might get in the way!)

    Okay, hurry back.

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    Couple of bad reasons about being Canadian.

    1. You have to be next door to the americans
    2. You have to live with the french.

    Remedy - Build a mini English channel around your house. It will keep the majority of the french out*.

    *not guaranteed against french people named William T. Conquerer
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    not guaranteed against french people named William T. Conquerer


    I thought you only got French people in Quebec (sorta Montreal-ish) as they can't venture elsewhere

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    Yeah, they aren't well liked in the Western provinces.

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    I don't think they'd want to go anywhere else anyway - have to speak French all the damn time.

    Any more news on this independance crap they were on about a few years back?

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    It got voted down. They keep trying to raise it ever now and again.

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    Didn't they reject it themsleves because they would have to take their share of the national deficit with them?
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    hey Jamma Guy....is Harry gone for the summer?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    hey Jamma Guy....is Harry gone for the summer?
    Jamma Guy LOL

    Ummm... I don't really know. It depends on :
    a) whether he is prepared to mess up his cable connection in his computer to install his modem.
    b) if he doesn't it depends if where he moves to in July whether they have cable (well if they don't he'll definatly be back then, just alot slower )
    c) He can stop me from getting him hung over too often

    So the answer is I don't 100% know, but probably not full force until July. He might borrow his mums computer. There are so many options.
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    At least it sounds like he might pop in from time to time...that's good!

    Sorry about the jamma guy crack it's just that's how I read it the first time and I always picture you sitting in your jammies (you know, the one with the blue teddy bears) getting pissed and telling bad jokes to Harry!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    At least it sounds like he might pop in from time to time...that's good!

    Sorry about the jamma guy crack it's just that's how I read it the first time and I always picture you sitting in your jammies (you know, the one with the blue teddy bears) getting pissed and telling bad jokes to Harry!
    Don't be sorry. I can handle it, i get enough sh*t from Harry in a day than i get from a normal friend in a year

    'Jamma Guy' It's nearly how you pronouce it anyway. Ja-mayge-i. And I go 'commando' you'll all be pleased to know. And my bad jokes are of the top most quality.
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    Originally posted by Jamagei

    I go 'commando' you'll all be pleased to know



    You'll still always be Jamma guy to me, though!

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    Originally posted by barrk





    You'll still always be Jamma guy to me, though!
    That's fine by me

    BTW how did you know i had blue teddy PJs?
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    Harry told me

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Harry told me
    The bastard must have been going through my underwear drawer again
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    It's getting to where you can't trust anybody these days!

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    Yeah i know even my porn stash isn't safe any more... ooops did i just say that out loud?
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    I think I might have heard something but I can't be sure......did you say something about you and Harry making porno movies.....now I'm really confused!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    I think I might have heard something but I can't be sure......did you say something about you and Harry making porno movies.....now I'm really confused!
    Haha the very thought has me ROFLMAO Harry in a porno... If i was Dennis I would have to say harry would be like this most of the time But as i am not. I refuse to comment....


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    . I refuse to comment....
    Sometimes silence speaks volumes!

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    Originally posted by barrk


    Sometimes silence speaks volumes!
    In this case then I will assume everyone will know what I mean
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    I heard you loud and clear!!!!!!!!!

    Poor Harry.......it's a lot more fun when he's here!

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    I know. He always has some witty quip at the ready. It's just not the same being able to take p*ss and not also be on the recieving end
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    Originally posted by Jamagei

    And I go 'commando' you'll all be pleased to know.
    Yes, and could you please refrain from posting any more night time attire photos on the web. If you have seen one blocks hairy butt, you have seen them all Not that l have seen any you understand

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    Originally posted by Jethro


    Yes, and could you please refrain from posting any more night time attire photos on the web. If you have seen one blocks hairy butt, you have seen them all Not that l have seen any you understand
    Yeah yeah, that's what they all say. And besides it's not what i heard you telling <insert name> the other night. You said something along the lines of
    I want to spank your hairy ass
    and
    yeah... you like that don't you *****
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    I just have to stop hanging out with hippy chicks, they don't shave

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