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    So Im Getting Married...(Bachelor Party Inside...FREE BEER!)

    Now what?

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    Re: So Im Getting Married...

    get a lot of endurance training
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    Invite us for the party!

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    All the best.
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    Learn to say "Yes Dear" a lot.
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    Re: So Im Getting Married...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman View Post
    Now what?
    Congrats! I refer you to the quote below...

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    Learn to say "Yes Dear" a lot.

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    I thought you were still married to that woman you met in Vegas that time. I remember it well, the ceremony was brief but beautiful.

    Oh yeah, it's all coming back to me now... then a few months later you had to change your name to Jacob.

    Memories are fun.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Thank god yall forgot about that time one of my exs turned into a lesbian, who later became straight again and had twins whom thank god arent mine o.O

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    Congrats! So whats going to happen for this new chapter in your life? Dont disappoint us lol
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    We are all invited to the reception right?

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    Thank god yall forgot about that time one of my exs turned into a lesbian
    I'm having flashbacks to the days when I was often sober.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888 View Post
    Congrats! So whats going to happen for this new chapter in your life? Dont disappoint us lol
    Well i am getting straight A`s in college so hopefully i land into my dream career of being a programmer or program designer and buy a nice house for my future wife and i.

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    Oh you want a "nice" house? Why are you considering an occupation in software? It's not 1998 any more.
    I don't live here any more.

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    He lives in Miami, it's either software or cocaine....or both.

    I hadn't forgotten about that ex of yours. I had forgotten that it was only one, though.
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    Once is enough!
    Last edited by wossname; Jan 5th, 2015 at 05:34 PM. Reason: Previous comment may have been waaaay beyond the pale.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    He lives in Miami, it's either software or cocaine....or both.

    I hadn't forgotten about that ex of yours. I had forgotten that it was only one, though.

    Mmmmmmm......cocaine.


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    You can either buy your furniture now and say 'we already have furniture' when you move in, or you will end up with all that overpriced Pier 1 'imported' stuff thats made to look old and rustic particle board stuff, and a huge credit card bill.

    Make it clear RIGHT NOW what you like and dislike, or else she'll be forever trying to change what you like. She'll try, anyway, but at least you do have the fallback position (and hopefully a big screen TV).

    Oh, and make the wedding nice - it doesn't have to be expensive, just do something romantic ('cos chicks really dig their wedding experience) don't go all commercial or anything. For example, you could make some candles in mason jars, with an inch of sand, hung by ribbons around the wedding ceremony area. So, when she croons to her friends months and years later about it, you can say 'yeah, I did that s**t'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    He lives in Miami, it's either software or cocaine....or both.

    I hadn't forgotten about that ex of yours. I had forgotten that it was only one, though.
    I thought the two went together. How else do programmers meet their insane deadlines lol
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    Caffeine in near-lethal doses.

    I think you should hire an Elvis impersonator. Go for late-career Elvis in a thong. After all, you are creating memories. Nobody said they had to be good memories.
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    The King would be 80 this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    The King would be 80 this year.
    Richard Petty is 77.
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    Either one in a thong would be suitable for a JR wedding.
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    Now what?
    You do know why brides are smiling at the wedding don't you
    Please remember next time...elections matter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TysonLPrice View Post
    You do know why brides are smiling at the wedding don't you
    Oh dont worry. Shes not like that. I got a real winner in my hands

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    Now what?
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    Also.
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    And of course:
    "Keep your stick on the ice."

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    Harold (Computer Wiz.) and Red Green in the Uber man cave.
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    Now what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by techgnome View Post
    You learn the Possum Lodge Oath and the Man's Prayer....
    I met Red once, even have a signed photo. Still have my Possum Lodge membership card too.

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    Well its official. Ill be hitched on Feb 7th at My Dreams Banquet Hall in Hialeah and will be going to the Florida Keys for a very hot steamy honeymoon

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    We are all invited right?

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    We are all invited right?
    To watch us at the honeymoon?

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    Well, the Keys will be hot and steamy, with or without the honeymoon.
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    To watch us at the honeymoon?
    Yeah...

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    Get married in vegas. then we can gamble and win.

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    Like getting married isn't enough of a gamble?
    (Just kidding.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    Like getting married isn't enough of a gamble?
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    Who says were sober?

    /BURP

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    Hey now! I'm not as thunk as drink you am I.

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