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Jun 14th, 2014, 12:21 AM
#1
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
I am on a roll
I usually suck at puns... but these lizard puns are really working for me.
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Jun 16th, 2014, 01:55 PM
#2
Re: I am on a roll
Please try to SCALE it back a bit. I will be MONITORing your progress.
I don't live here any more.
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Jun 16th, 2014, 02:29 PM
#3
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
I have confidence that I will be able to slither right past your monitoring eyes.
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Jun 16th, 2014, 03:14 PM
#4
Re: I am on a roll
What a cold-blooded attitude.
I don't live here any more.
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Jun 16th, 2014, 03:24 PM
#5
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
Do not be snippy with me. Please show me some courtesy before I croak or Kermit suicide...
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Jun 16th, 2014, 03:29 PM
#6
Re: I am on a roll
Kermit is not a reptile. Are you becoming frogetful?
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Jun 16th, 2014, 04:47 PM
#7
Re: I am on a roll
What the? Ok next time you talk US stuff and none of the other continents have a clue on what you are talking about i will be starting with Greek expressions. (It happened, we talk, Do you have time and other stuff).
Arrrarrrrrrrrararaarrrrrr! Angry Tabasco roar!
ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν·
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:12 PM
#8
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
I happen to be best friends with Manavo who is Greek (I think). He will translate everything you say.
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:16 PM
#9
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:17 PM
#10
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
Yay! I brought manavo back from the dead!
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:20 PM
#11
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:21 PM
#12
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
Now if I could only bring back Mendhak and visualAd
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:33 PM
#13
Re: I am on a roll
VisualAd was around relatively recently. The frog puns may awaken the three-eyed one...but probably not. Perhaps they are not pithy enough, or perhaps he has been pithed, himself.
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Jun 16th, 2014, 05:38 PM
#14
Re: I am on a roll
Manavo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Tin trela mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fige kale apo Ellada, fige fige einai treloi edooooo!!!!!
Kala mi mou peis pos girises tha foreso petougies!!
English:
I have to wake up in 5 hours so i will continue the screams tomorrow!
So as a token of appreciation for Manavo i will now perform a sort Homerus act of the ancient water sprinkler!!
Andra mi enepe mousaaa. Psssssssss tatatatatataaaa , Psssssss tatatatata!
ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν·
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Jun 16th, 2014, 07:26 PM
#15
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
Manavo will probably go back to hiding in the forest
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:12 AM
#16
Re: I am on a roll
Medhak's back!!!
OK, that's not true. Amphibian.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:16 AM
#17
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
I seriously jumped for joy... well I jumped forward then started to scroll up thinking I missed his post. Then I continued reading...
I am sad.
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:36 AM
#18
Re: I am on a roll
I probably could have come up with a better pun but I didn't really kermit to it.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:42 AM
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Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
You are reusing words that have already been used in puns you little snake!
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Jun 17th, 2014, 06:10 AM
#20
Re: I am on a roll
Damn, lost your previous pun somewhere in the noise. OK, you win at punning.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Jun 17th, 2014, 06:16 AM
#21
Thread Starter
WiggleWiggle
Re: I am on a roll
I took a leap to the top on puns this week. Although I really didn't want to hop on the pun band wagon.
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:26 PM
#22
Re: I am on a roll
I am heterosexual but i prefer ASP.NET MVC than having sex!!!!I mean i hope whoever on MS came up with the idea of MVC should better be a girl so i don't get homo when i track the human subject down.
MVC batsakia.
ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν·
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:27 PM
#23
Re: I am on a roll
Poll to resurrect ASP.NET MVC after i burn the MVC metropolis building down.
ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν·
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Jun 17th, 2014, 04:35 PM
#24
Re: I am on a roll
Roll? As in bun? As in weenie on a bun?
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Jun 17th, 2014, 06:00 PM
#25
Re: I am on a roll
Like a chicken on an egg, and hoping he can hatch it into the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Jun 24th, 2014, 06:19 PM
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Re: I am on a roll
During halftime of an embarrasing game, Bill Parcels entered the locker room carrying a live alligator. Glaring at the players, he dropped his pants and the reptile clamped its jaws around his organ. After several minutes of this, Parcels poked the reptile in the eye and it released his ***** and scuttled away.
"Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" He bellowed
After a moment, the new place kicker raised his hand, "I am coach, but please, don't poke me in the eye."
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Reptile#ixzz35bMrIuUG
Please remember next time...elections matter!
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Jun 25th, 2014, 02:23 PM
#27
Re: I am on a roll
Cruelty to animals is no laughing matter. For shame.
Try a knob joke instead.
I don't live here any more.
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Jun 25th, 2014, 04:49 PM
#28
Re: I am on a roll
Bill Parcels was bitten on the knob. Is that a joke?
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Jun 26th, 2014, 07:38 AM
#29
Lively Member
Re: I am on a roll
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Bill Parcels was bitten on the knob. Is that a joke?
Rex Ryan would have been funnier.
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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