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  1. Apr 12th, 2013, 05:25 PM #1
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    Joke

    I just wanted to post these two that I found:
    Q: Why do Java developers where glasses?
    A: Because they don't C#
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    Name: html joke.jpg Views: 306 Size: 27.9 KB


    Ha!
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    Re: Joke

    I understand the second one. Coding HTML is so painful that it might drive me to drink.
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    Re: Joke

    Assume that's photo is real....I wonder how many people passing him daily actually understands what's written on that cardboard. I can imagine most being being like "HTML ? Is that some kind of movement ? and what does he mean 'code' ?"
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    Re: Joke

    I almost fell out my desk when saw that picture!
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    Re: Joke

    Well what's even funnier, I wiki'd his hat(razorfish) and apparently they do web development.
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    Re: Joke

    Saying Java is nice because it works on all operating systems, is like saying anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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    Re: Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Well what's even funnier, I wiki'd his hat(razorfish) and apparently they do web development.
    But the hat is obviously photoshopped.
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigB View Post
    But the hat is obviously photoshopped.
    My first thought when I saw it was that it was from some clever commercial. I don't think the homeless are worry-free enough to devote sufficient neurons to producing something that funny.
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  9. Apr 18th, 2013, 01:29 AM #9
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    Re: Joke

    nice
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