[RESOLVED] About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...

[ThEiMp]

Thanks!!

[Spetnik]

However when I get back with my Mrs, then that is going to have to change. She had aids!!

And I only had to move one letter...

[ThEiMp]

And I only had to move one letter...

"However when I get back with my Mrs, then that is going to have to change. She had aids!!"
I didn't write this, what is this quote from, anyway!! I wrote She had said!!, not that of which you had posted in the last post!!

[Spetnik]

"However when I get back with my Mrs, then that is going to have to change. She had aids!!"
I write this, that is this quote, anyway!! I had said!!, that of which you had posted in the post is to the end for which in deed is the fact of the matter, blistering barnacles!!

I see

[Niya]

Well I don't see. See for me please.

[Spetnik]

Well I don't see. See for me please.

The fact of the matter is in a deed, she had aids

[Niya]

Oh ok......

[ThEiMp]

I didn't say any of those things, that you're quoting...

[Spetnik]

Thank you for interpreting my words and translating them into English...

My pleasure!

[ThEiMp]

I'm an Aussie, I speak/Read and Write English...

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie ,, Oi Oi Oi!!

[Spetnik]

I'm an Aussie, I speak/Read and Write English...

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie ,, Oi Oi Oi!!

Dude, you're trying too hard...

[ThEiMp]

Probably not enough, it looks like it???

[Spetnik]

Probably not enough, it looks like it???

See, that's not English

[ThEiMp]

Yes it is...

[Spetnik]

Yes it is...

Most of your posts are in some strange incomprehensible dialect. Similar to English, but not quite English.

[Niya]

Most of your posts are in some strange incomprehensible dialect. Similar to English, but not quite English.

Look who's talking....Mr. Matter of fact in a deed You speak it too

[Spetnik]

Look who's talking....Mr. Matter of fact in a deed

Just trying to figure out how to communicate with his species. And it's "in the fact of the matter"

[Spetnik]

Just trying to figure out how to communicate with his species. And it's "in the fact of the matter"

And another thing, matter is not a fact, it's a theory. Nobody has ever proven that matter actually exists.

[Niya]

OMG I MAY NOT EVEN EXIST!!!! OH GOD!!!! SAY IT AINT SO LAD

[FunkyDexter]

Nobody has ever proven that matter actually exists

Yeah, but does it really matter?

[Spetnik]

Yeah, but does it really matter?

In deed

[ThEiMp]

!! !!

[FunkyDexter]

And it's "in the fact of the matter"

I think you're being a bit "matter of fact" about that

!! !!

$$ $$

[Spetnik]

I for a thought, can be? To when this end. He had said. If can you, please; or to return elerrabation. To be, sincere a apology. Is warranted? She had said?

[ThEiMp]

Who's she. I thought that we're all guys here in this Thread???

[Spetnik]

Who's she. I thought that we're all guys here in this Thread???

She had aids.

[ThEiMp]

No She doesn't!! Who said, she did???

[Spetnik]

No She doesn't!! Who said, she did???

She had said.

[ThEiMp]

I bet that Emma (My loving wife), is on this Forum same as me. Cause she is into Visual Basic programming, to...

[Spetnik]

I bet that Emma (My loving wife), is on this Forum same as me. Cause she is into Visual Basic programming, to...

She had aids?

[FunkyDexter]

Hi EmMa

[ThEiMp]

Not quite sure on her nickname on this Forum. But then haven't spoken, today with her cause we are working so damn much. Also she isn't home yet and it's: 0201 hours, Perth Time...

[Spetnik]

But then haven't spoken, today with her cause we are working so damn much.

And he claims to speak English?

[ThEiMp]

Yes I do, cause I can...

[FunkyDexter]

And he claims to speak English?

To be fair, all the right words were there and, astonishingly, they were even in the right order. If you can forgive starting a sentence with a conjunction then we're really only dealing with errant punctuation at this point. Mind you, "today" should probably have been after "her" for readability but it's gramatically correct either way.

And this

Yes I do, cause I can...

...is only one apostrophe away from being perfectly good English

Go ThEiMp! In fact, I'm so proud of you I even got your username right.

[Spetnik]

To be fair, all the right words were there and, astonishingly, they were even in the right order. If you can forgive starting a sentence with a conjunction then we're really only dealing with errant punctuation at this point. Mind you, "today" should probably have been after "her" for readability but it's gramatically correct either way.

And this ...is only one apostrophe away from being perfectly good English

Go ThEiMp! In fact, I'm so proud of you I even got your username right.

In the deed of the fact of the matter I must say you are correct. We should give credit where credit is do, she had said.

[ThEiMp]

I'm a he and got a family. For God's sake: I'm a very young Grand Father, thanks Gov...

[Niya]

Wait a min...isn't this thread supposed to be about a 60kb version of Office or something ?......This is the mightiest derail I've ever seen

[Shaggy Hiker]

Really, most derails are mighty in here. I would agree that it would be difficult to think of a subject further from the initial topic than whether TheImp is a grandfather, but by this point, it's all shades of derail.

[Niya]

50 shades of derail......sounds like a good idea for a book