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  1. Apr 10th, 2012, 04:46 AM #1
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    What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    That she is better in bed than the last two you had?

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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    That of course you still love her even though she has put on a few pounds.
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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    Q. How do you make your wife scream while you're having Sex?





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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    FD, hilarious!

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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    Quote Originally Posted by honeybee View Post
    That she is better in bed than her sister

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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    To buy clothes two sizes too big so she can grow in to them
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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    Quote Originally Posted by honeybee View Post
    That she is better in bed than the last two you had?

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    SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL.and i love very much
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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    That she might have VD
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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    That I purchased a new guitar.
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  10. May 2nd, 2012, 05:14 AM #10
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    Re: What you don't want to tell your wife ...

    Quote Originally Posted by honeybee View Post
    What you don't want to tell your wife ....
    Simply the truth! (Done that, ..and it took a while to overcome the "reply"!)
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