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    twelveDays<Christmas>

    I know it's a bit late, but just has someone send this to me...
    c# Code:
    1. function twelveDays<Christmas>() {
    2.   // Twelve SQL queries,
    3.   // Eleven XML parses,
    4.   // Ten external programs,
    5.   // Nine RMI calls,
    6.   // Eight LDAP queries,
    7.   // Seven serializations,
    8.   // Six caught exceptions,
    9.   // Five di-a-logs!
    10.   // Four URLs,
    11.   // Three GC's,
    12.   // Two JAR downloads, and
    13.   return pearTree.add("Partridge");
    14. }


    Here's the VB version:
    vb Code:
    1. function twelveDays(Of Christmas)() as String
    2.   ' Twelve SQL queries,
    3.   ' Eleven XML parses,
    4.   ' Ten external programs,
    5.   ' Nine RMI calls,
    6.   ' Eight LDAP queries,
    7.   ' Seven serializations,
    8.   ' Six caught exceptions,
    9.   ' Five di-a-logs!
    10.   ' Four URLs,
    11.   ' Three GC's,
    12.   ' Two JAR downloads, and
    13.   return pearTree.add("Partridge")
    14. End Function

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    Re: twelveDays<Christmas>

    It's LATE

    I thought I had 10 months or more!!
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    Re: twelveDays<Christmas>

    "Siri, remind me to revive this thread on December 24."
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    Re: twelveDays<Christmas>

    Hey Moonman, don't forget to revive this thread on Dec 24.

    You're welcome.
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