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    A blonde walks into a bar...

    ...but doesn't purchase a drink, instead uses the bathroom facilities.

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    and thats because her drink rental was up

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    Two software programmers meet in the park for lunch.

    First Software programmer, "Hey where did you get that great mountain bike? I bet it cost you a pretty penny?"

    Second programmer, "It was free!!"

    First programmer, "How did you get it free?"

    Second programmer, "The other day I came to this park to eat and this really beautiful BLONDE woman rode up. She jumped off the bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'you can have anything you want!'"

    First programmer, "You were right to take the bike. I bet none of her clothes would've fit you."

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    I've heard something similar to that about engineers. A friend of mine told it to me to make a point about my husband, I guess. I can say he would prefer sex over a bicycle, so I didn't quite get the joke.

    I like this one. It happened to come up at supper last night. The pessimist: This glass is half empty. The optimist: This glass is half full The engineer: This glass is twice as big as it needs to be. *That's* my husband (he's the one who told it). Also - How do you tell an extroverted engineer? He looks at *your* shoes while speaking to you!
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    i bet i saw both accounts on 9gag... >.<" so it really is true...
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    ...she should have ducked.
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    ... she should have bucked























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