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    Human Verification Question

    Brad had 100 lines of code, Robb had 40 lines, and Gary had 10. Who has the most lines of code?

    Can I suggest this is changed to:

    Brad had 100 lines of code, Robb had 40 lines, and Gary had 10. What the ***** has Gary been doing all this time? Tell him to get up off his arse and do some bloody work. He needs to take a leaf out of Brad's book. Although Brad hasn't exactly been working at full capacity. Don't think you can hide away in the middle either Robb. You just can't get the staff these days. Bloody time-wasters.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    But how long are the lines?

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Quote Originally Posted by namrekka View Post
    But how long are the lines?
    Clever, didn't think of that. Robb could actually be pulling the wool over our eyes with statistics.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    But what if Gary has the documentation and the specs to backup those 10 lines of code? I'd also be willing to bet Gary's code works. LOC metrics suck. Besides Brad's admin... it's Gary & Robb that get all the work done...

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    10 lines of VB does more than 100 lines of Assembler

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Quote Originally Posted by d_glienna View Post
    10 lines of VB does more than 100 lines of Assembler
    @1/10th the speed.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Asuming that 0 lines of code has 0 bugs and 100 lines of code could have 100 bugs then Gary is the best.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    @1/10th the speed.
    Prove it.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Quote Originally Posted by intraman View Post
    Brad had 100 lines of code, Robb had 40 lines, and Gary had 10. Who has the most lines of code?

    Can I suggest this is changed to:

    Brad had 100 lines of code, Robb had 40 lines, and Gary had 10. What the ***** has Gary been doing all this time? Tell him to get up off his arse and do some bloody work. He needs to take a leaf out of Brad's book. Although Brad hasn't exactly been working at full capacity. Don't think you can hide away in the middle either Robb. You just can't get the staff these days. Bloody time-wasters.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

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    Great...lol....pain in my belly.

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    Re: Human Verification Question

    Quote Originally Posted by namrekka View Post
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    Great...lol....pain in my belly.
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