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    A blonde walks into a bar...

    ...and orders a drink.

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    oh the nerve!
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    You know, that was funny. I never thought a blonde could make a connection between a bar and a drink. Ha ha ha.

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    Two guys walk into a bar, the 3rd guy ducks.
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

    Answer: The back of her head.

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    this was just shown on the news channel ten

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    Quote Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans View Post
    ...and orders a drink.
    What does he order A. Drink to do?

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    A blonde walks into a bar...
    ...and the bartender says "get out".

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    If she's having to buy her own drinks then she's probably ugly.
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    If she's having to buy her own drinks then she's probably ugly.
    Or maybe smart?

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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    Artificial Intelligence

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    I walked into a bar the other day. It hurt.
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    Re: A blonde walks into a bar...

    A blonde walks into a bar...
    and asked the bartender for my phone number.
    Silly girl ! Why didn't she ask me directly...! Because of shy ?

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