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Feb 1st, 2011, 09:51 PM
#1
Thread Starter
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How do I become THE administrator?
Hey guys,
So I'm just wondering...is there a way to have just as much control over these forums as Brad? The best solution (my last resort, because it's unethical) I can come up with is to hack into the MySQL database, delete his profile then change my role to "Owner."
LOL, i'm just kidding. If I am trolling, please tell me.
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 06:15 AM
#2
Fanatic Member
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Dem are trolling words, son.
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 10:09 AM
#3
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
I think Joe would delete you pretty quickly anyways. What would be the point?
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 10:46 AM
#4
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Count on it
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 01:27 PM
#5
Fanatic Member
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
i would love to see someone succeed in sql injecting this site, i believe every query is secured on this site anyways
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:34 PM
#6
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Just go to second hand shop, buy a crappy, slow server for $11, install forum software and make yourself Admin.
Then wait a few years and Jutiper Media will buy you and plaster adverts and hotlinks in every available pixel of screenspace.
Yay web 2.0!
And btw, Brad's password is "swordfish"
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:49 PM
#7
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
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Feb 3rd, 2011, 12:43 AM
#8
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
my last resort, because it's unethical
I'd love to put that into the context of another post of you, however that is most probably against the AUP.
You're welcome to rate this post!
If your problem is solved, please use the Mark thread as resolved button
Wait, I'm too old to hurry!
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Feb 5th, 2011, 04:13 AM
#9
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Why not increase your post count? You could then get a custom title for yourself!
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Feb 5th, 2011, 04:40 PM
#10
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Apache doesn't even cost $11, and you can do the whole MySQL thing and rule your own localhost world.
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Feb 6th, 2011, 11:55 AM
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Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Originally Posted by minitech
Apache doesn't even cost $11, and you can do the whole MySQL thing and rule your own localhost world.
I never said it did. I was referring to the hardware.
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 6th, 2011, 11:58 AM
#12
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
No, I meant to install it on the computer you already have
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Feb 6th, 2011, 05:19 PM
#13
Fanatic Member
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
You need to defeat the old administrator using stealth and a light sabre.
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Feb 7th, 2011, 02:58 AM
#14
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
You need to sacrifice a badger to Brad Jones TM.
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Feb 7th, 2011, 07:36 AM
#15
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Luckily enough we have our own badger here
Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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Feb 7th, 2011, 08:31 AM
#16
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Have you tried the combo:
{Up}{Down}{Up}{Down}{Left}{Right}{Left}{Right}A B A B {Start}
-tg
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Feb 7th, 2011, 03:28 PM
#17
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
@techgnome: Are you telling us that you don't want to use Alt combinations and you've forgotten the Konami code? *gasp*
Code:
▲ ▲ ▼ ▼ ◄ ► ◄ ► B A (START)
Last edited by minitech; Feb 7th, 2011 at 03:44 PM.
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Feb 7th, 2011, 04:57 PM
#18
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Badgers?!?!? We don't need no stiiinkin' badgers!
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Feb 7th, 2011, 06:11 PM
#19
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Hey! I neither stink (well, most of the time I don't) nor do I like being sacrificed.
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Feb 7th, 2011, 06:56 PM
#20
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
You can always kidnap either me or Brad, and torture us until we divulge our login info. But be forewarned, both of us have been conditioned to withstand considerable torture.
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Feb 8th, 2011, 04:09 AM
#21
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Originally Posted by JPnyc
You can always kidnap either me or Brad, and torture us until we divulge our login info. But be forewarned, both of us have been conditioned to withstand considerable torture.
I thought we were all such a handful that you'd be glad to give the job to someone else.
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Feb 8th, 2011, 07:17 AM
#22
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Originally Posted by JPnyc
You can always kidnap either me or Brad, and torture us until we divulge our login info. But be forewarned, both of us have been conditioned to withstand considerable torture.
Have you seen the first half hour of "Law Abiding Citizen"?
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 8th, 2011, 07:34 AM
#23
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Have you seen the first half hour of "Law Abiding Citizen"?
No! I Like Films, and that might put me off them.
Please Mark your Thread "Resolved", if the query is solved & Rate those who have helped you
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Feb 8th, 2011, 04:55 PM
#24
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Originally Posted by visualAd
I thought we were all such a handful that you'd be glad to give the job to someone else.
The job may be, but not the paycheck
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Feb 8th, 2011, 05:33 PM
#25
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
If you get more than travel expenses then you're onto a winner, buddy.
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 9th, 2011, 01:41 AM
#26
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Wow, he must be on at least $3 per day.
Think of all the grains you could buy with that?
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Feb 9th, 2011, 07:08 PM
#27
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Oops, I forgot about Martin Liss. I'll have to deal with him too.
BTW Joe: it won't be an either-or, I'll deal with all three of you at once.
Maybe I'll hire Chuck Norriz to do the job.
I can't wait until I'm the boss!
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Feb 9th, 2011, 07:23 PM
#28
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
My usual boring signature: Nothing
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Feb 9th, 2011, 07:33 PM
#29
Thread Starter
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Re: How do I become THE administrator?
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
We can.
I'm thinking of a three-syllable action that I'm going to do to you when I'm boss
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Feb 15th, 2011, 08:05 AM
#30
Re: How do I become THE administrator?
I put it to you, Sir, that you're clearly wrong! Our ability to wait until Moonman becomes the boss is predicated by his ability to become the boss. Since the probability of the latter condition being satisfied is tending toward zero as this thread progresses, the former can never become true.
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