I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
I don't live here any more.
Same here. (By that I mean scratching MY arse, not yours)
I will only do everything you ask on one condition. You allow me to pay you $ 1000 per day otherwise no deal.
Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.
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Sorry, it's non-negotiable.
I don't live here any more.
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Can I just feed you your beer and scratch your arse while you are doing your homework?
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Yes, but his work also involves putting all of his wit and humour into a tarball. The problem lies that the tarball doesn't support something so little.
Oh, it's like that is it?
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I don't live here any more.
bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.
I sed it for teh lulz
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I'm so 1337, I don't need sudo. I just medo apt-get yum and everything is ready.
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WOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO OoooOOOooOOOOOOO! Yeah.
Easy on the booze there, wosser....
Stop being smart in a thread full of dumb. You look stupid. - Timeshifter
The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.. in this case, rather permanently. - MaximilianMayrhofer
All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that. - Mendhak
Stop taking photographs of my mother! - Kregg
The point is to keep the back wheels firmly pinned to the road so that all of the mammoth power of the 1.6litre Ford Escort can be harnessed for maximum acceleration out of corners - Wossname
Corn turns your anus into a machine gun. - VisualAd
All your booze are belong to me. Shoot me now.
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Mmmm luverly booxze.
Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
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Stop being smart in a thread full of dumb. You look stupid. - Timeshifter
The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.. in this case, rather permanently. - MaximilianMayrhofer
All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that. - Mendhak
Stop taking photographs of my mother! - Kregg
The point is to keep the back wheels firmly pinned to the road so that all of the mammoth power of the 1.6litre Ford Escort can be harnessed for maximum acceleration out of corners - Wossname
Corn turns your anus into a machine gun. - VisualAd
You should be preserved in formaldehyde, and brought out during sex education classes as a warning against pregnancy.
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