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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:06 AM
#1
You might NOT be a programmer if...
Dedication Post #4
You might NOT be a programmer if...
you add 5 to an integer like this
Code:
dim x as integer = 7
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
apology to Jeff Foxworthy
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:15 AM
#2
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Uuuugh using Val() in VB.NET.
And especially on user inputted string...uuuughh.....
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:17 AM
#3
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
.....you think a Sub routine references underwater naval activity.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:18 AM
#4
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Originally Posted by Hack
.....you think a Sub routine references underwater naval activity.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:22 AM
#5
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think a log file is a great way to avoid getting slivers from firewood.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:35 AM
#6
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Originally Posted by dbasnett
Dedication Post #4
You might NOT be a programmer if...
you add 5 to an integer like this
Code:
dim x as integer = 7
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
x=x+1
apology to Jeff Foxworthy
In .Net that would be:
Code:
dim x as integer = 7
x += 1
x += 1
x += 1
x += 1
x += 1
-Max
The name's "Peck" .... "Max Peck"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." - Red Adair
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:37 AM
#7
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
....you think closing a window is a good method for preventing flies from entering your home.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:40 AM
#8
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
I don't understand why he wouldn't use a loop to do this:
Code:
Dim x as Integer = 7
For y = 1 to 5
If x = 7 Then
x = 8
End If
If x = 8 Then
x = 9
End If
If x = 9 Then
x = 10
End If
If x = 10 Then
x = 11
End If
If x = 11 Then
x = 12
End If
Next
It makes much more sense.
(VB/C#) is clearly superior to (C#/VB) because it (has/doesn't have) <insert trivial difference here>.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:44 AM
#9
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
if you wonder why HE does anything, especially programming
Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer
I don't understand why he wouldn't use a loop to do this:
Code:
Dim x as Integer = 7
For y = 1 to 5
If x = 7 Then
x = 8
End If
If x = 8 Then
x = 9
End If
If x = 9 Then
x = 10
End If
If x = 10 Then
x = 11
End If
If x = 11 Then
x = 12
End If
Next
It makes much more sense.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:45 AM
#10
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think a web browser is another term for an avid spider collector.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:46 AM
#11
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a web site refers to a spider's home.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:48 AM
#12
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think "network" is a fisherman's job.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:49 AM
#13
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
a bit is:
something a horse 'takes'
a small part in an off-broadway play
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:50 AM
#14
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think "Plug and Play" is a dangerous activity that children shouldn't be taking part in.
wall sockets, electricity, that's what I mean!!
Last edited by mendhak; Apr 22nd, 2008 at 02:44 AM.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:50 AM
#15
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a file is an implement used in finger and toenail hygiene
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:51 AM
#16
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a recordset refers to an album collection.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:51 AM
#17
New Member
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
You don't laugh at the inefficiency of having to use 24 hours in a day, when it should have 10, or even better "F".
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:53 AM
#18
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Code:
If x > 11 And x < 10 Then MessageBox.Show("Why doesn't this show?")
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:53 AM
#19
New Member
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Can I be greedy? You think an "IDE" is something you say to start a fight.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:53 AM
#20
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think a forum is a great place where people can take part in actual, meaningful discussions.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:54 AM
#21
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think Macs are a great way to be productive.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:56 AM
#22
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a mouse is an annoying rodent.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:57 AM
#23
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
Originally Posted by mendhak
... you think Macs are a great way to be productive.
Uh oh!
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Apr 21st, 2008, 09:57 AM
#24
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think an operating system refers to a form of medical methodolgy.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 10:07 AM
#25
Hyperactive Member
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
When someone says hard drive and floppy, you giggle.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 10:08 AM
#26
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
this is a for-next-loop
Code:
counter = 0
Do
Try
stringVar &= myArray(counter)
Catch ex as Exception
Exit Do
End Try
counter += 1
Loop
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Apr 21st, 2008, 10:09 AM
#27
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think a mousepad is the reason you have such a big pest problem.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:19 AM
#28
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a mousepad is the home for a hippie mouse.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:30 AM
#29
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you're building a new web browser in .Net using the browser control.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:31 AM
#30
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think docking station refers to a ship's assigned berth.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:46 AM
#31
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
..... you take a file that has compression to the hospital.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:47 AM
#32
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think that truncating your log means... no, actually, I think I'll stop there.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Apr 21st, 2008, 11:55 AM
#33
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you think a combo box refers to the container in which McDonalds places one of their specials.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 12:10 PM
#34
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...you go by the handle Mark10 + (4 - 1).
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Apr 21st, 2008, 12:14 PM
#35
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
you go by the handle Mark10 & (4 - 1).tostring
@ max - i couldn't resist
Last edited by dbasnett; Apr 21st, 2008 at 12:29 PM.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 12:28 PM
#36
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
...your sentences rise in pitch at the end. Like an Australian soap-opera actor.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 01:00 PM
#37
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think Firefox is reason enough to call the SPCA.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 01:03 PM
#38
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you think a Caps Lock is a method to prevent your hat from being blown away by the wind.
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Apr 21st, 2008, 01:07 PM
#39
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
... you're still waiting for your Tab.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 21st, 2008, 07:11 PM
#40
Hyperactive Member
Re: You might NOT be a programmer if...
When you're asked to "Enter" and you reply "Enter what?"
Rate my response if I helped
Go Hard Or Go Home
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