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    Programmer Limerick

    There once was a man named croad
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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    Needs more profanity
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    Old thread... find the ooold one..

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a man
    who hadn't quite got the hang
    of limericks.

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

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    Well, He died
    Last edited by Siddharth Rout; Apr 5th, 2007 at 03:01 PM.
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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There twice was a man named timeshifter.

    He was bored.

    So he coded.

    And coded.

    And coded.

    And coded.

    And still didn't pay more.

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a coder from Spain
    For whom enums were a bane
    But when he counted
    The partitions he'd mounted
    His enums became a linear train.

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    zaza had a fear of structs
    For he thought OOP surely sucked
    A connection string he'd place
    In his database
    And an eventarg in his construct


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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a coder: Mendhak
    Who'll surely be taken aback
    To find that his chars
    And most of his vars
    Have been pushed all at once on the stack
    My usual boring signature: Nothing

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There was once a lowly programmer
    Who got promoted but none the richer
    Her l33t skills degraded
    And when her hair was braided
    She nags, "Give me good CODERS not BUGGERS!"

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a crazy nerd
    who all the jokes he'd heard
    but with two computers,
    and screens two per,
    his eyes suddenly doubled in degredation speed due to the incredible vastness of high resolution LCD brilliance in front of him.




    Oh wait, that doesn't work, does it? sorry...

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a man named Jewel
    he never quite understood a bool
    he had a string called "boat"
    but never used a float
    and then he died from a drug overdose

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a man from Crewe,
    Whose limericks ended at line 2...

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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    There once was a programming frog,
    Who was angered when we said "agog".
    So we just let him be,
    Remained very PC,
    And refrained from calling him a w**.





    Incidentally, regarding Oceane's effort, I am pleased to see that her English language lessons include phrases in the vernacular.
    Last edited by zaza; Apr 7th, 2007 at 03:23 PM.
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    Re: Programmer Limerick

    Fry cracked corn
    And bender is great, uh huh
    Leela cracked corn
    And bender is great, uh huh
    Take that you stupid corn!
    I don't live here any more.

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