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    How do you take down a very very fat person?

    any ideas....just wondering

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Cupid's arrow.

    If your aim is good, they will begin to deflate.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    A very fat person is by definition unstable so simply tripping them would have a more noticeable affect.

    Or you could put a triple big mac on the floor and watch them tip over
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    why take down a fat person? They're so fat that you could easily evade them.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The claw end of a hammer to the skull will take down a person of virtually any size.
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Send them a DMCA takedown notice.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    lasso

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Use fire.

    Last edited by kregg; Feb 21st, 2007 at 02:55 PM.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The art of sumo wrestling is to take down a fat person. Maybe you should learn that art.

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    My usual boring signature: Something

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The key is to use their own weight to take them down. It's useless to punch them when it will just bounce off their fat.

    Break out from your mental box.
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Learn Aikido, if you mastered it you may take them down without or less effort.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Put them on a combined diet and fitness regime.
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Use fire.

    Did you steal that copter from the one I had in my sig a while back?

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    actually no, it's called Google Images timeshifter. Read up on it

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    give them a twinky
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    How do you take down a very very fat person?
    Whoa!!!! Down Where?



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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Funky Town.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Hit him with abstract code.

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