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    How do you take down a very very fat person?

    any ideas....just wondering

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Cupid's arrow.

    If your aim is good, they will begin to deflate.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    A very fat person is by definition unstable so simply tripping them would have a more noticeable affect.

    Or you could put a triple big mac on the floor and watch them tip over
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    why take down a fat person? They're so fat that you could easily evade them.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The claw end of a hammer to the skull will take down a person of virtually any size.
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Send them a DMCA takedown notice.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    lasso

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Use fire.

    Last edited by kregg; Feb 21st, 2007 at 02:55 PM.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The art of sumo wrestling is to take down a fat person. Maybe you should learn that art.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    The key is to use their own weight to take them down. It's useless to punch them when it will just bounce off their fat.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Learn Aikido, if you mastered it you may take them down without or less effort.

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Put them on a combined diet and fitness regime.
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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Use fire.

    Did you steal that copter from the one I had in my sig a while back?

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    actually no, it's called Google Images timeshifter. Read up on it

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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    give them a twinky

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    How do you take down a very very fat person?
    Whoa!!!! Down Where?



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    Re: How do you take down a very very fat person?

    Hit him with abstract code.

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