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    Microsoft Certified Professional...

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    Mostly Crap Programmer

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    More Corona Please

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    Mentally Corrupt Postman.

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    Mongolian Chicken Parlor
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    My Chicken Pooper

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    Mendhak Craves Pineapples
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    My Fair Lady

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    My Cat Pooped

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    Mitigating Circumstances Prevail
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    Mister Caramelized Pants

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    Malodorous Chattering Person
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    Most Common Piranha
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    Macaroni & Cheese Please!
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    Mellow Clown Posse

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    Moss Collecting Phallus
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    My Castrated Pig
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    Memorable Crotch Parties

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    M C poking.

    I can't put the rest, i will be bannededed
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    Make Children Pay
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    More Copulation Party
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman

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    Mangled Car Poo

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    Moronic Centralized Processor

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    Martyred Corpses of Programming

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