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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by mar_zim
    Will martin ban a certain member w/out a valid violations or whatsoever?
    He already has. Remember that time I requested to be banned?

    Oceanebelle followed the same suite afterwards. And I think also timeshifter.

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    yeah, but he never actually banned me... i was kinda bummed...

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Ignored is more like it ;]

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by Devion
    Ignored is more like it ;]

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    If you haven't noticed let me explain

    Jacob: 3,462 posts.
    Oceanebelle: 562 posts.
    Timeshifter: 620 posts.

    Let loose the calculation hounds of war and you'll find out that your post count starts with an even value (6). Oceane and Jacob have odd values (3, 5).. So if you wish to get banned you must have an odd value and post here. Pissing off moderators might help as well. Post a lot of bull and your postcount might drop and thus ending up in the odd value range

    so... crptcblade won't get banned.. except if there is divine intervention by godly moderators

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    that's right.. you all know it.. nobody loves me... maybe i'll just curl up in a corner and cry.. like wossy...

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Geez.. be a man! Be proud you went to the edge of being banne.. ehh ignored.. and lived to tell the tale! Go visit a pub close by and tell all your friends about it!

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    but i've been ignored for most of my life.. i don't need to get ingo...banned again...

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    Well.. in the perspective I'm looking at you are not being ignored at the moment. Otherwise I would be talking to a brick wall.

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    you're actually talking to a very intelligent computer monitor...

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    In your case, yes.

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    You know what pisses me off? When the automatic quote button doesn't actually QUOTE the post you wanted. Thats ****ed up that is. I hold Marty responsible.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    It automagically quotes a random person from a random thread from a random forum from a random subnet from a random IP from a random router for a random server to a random client which posted here in the first place.

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    And if, after that long and drawn out spurt, i were to tell you that there was no such thing as random... how would you react?

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    Random is just future. Nothing in the near future can be predicted thus everything in life is random. Even that incoming train might derail before it hits you. Now that you know that future is random and random is future.. How would you react?

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    uhh.. stare at the clock like a cow looking at that oncoming train that's actually gonna derail before it hits said cow?

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    And if it doesn't? Everything is random, the possiblities of the end result are infinite.

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by Devion
    Oceane and Jacob have odd values.

    Yes, their values do seem a bit odd, but I think it just fits with the rest of their personalities.
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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    For the banning of the word Random, oh and crptpfpcpprpcppcbpblade
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    There is no hope, go home and die.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


    Take credit, not responsibility

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    There is no hope, go home and die.

    I'm already at home...
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatone
    I'm already at home...
    Excellent...its all falling into place...
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Excellent...its all falling into place...
    I'm scared to go to sleep now... hmmm...
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    You probably should be. I am crazy in dreams...
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Oh dear, its 2am, and i really am scared to go to sleep...
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    i didn't sleep last night..

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    i didn't sleep last night..
    Neither did I. I was up all night making sweet love to my girl.

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    i was playing starcraft...

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    i was playing starcraft...
    You need a girlfriend.

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    nah... i'm content with being single, for the time being at least.

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    nah... i'm content with being single, for the time being at least.
    That's what all you computer nerds keep saying as an excuse, just to make yourself feel better.

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    seriously.. i've had more than a couple girls approach me in suggestive ways.. i'm just not looking right now.

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    seriously.. i've had more than a couple girls approach me in suggestive ways...
    Video games and chat rooms don't count.

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    i don't hang out in chat rooms and the only video games i've been playin lately are StarCraft and Mercenaries... there are no suggestive women in either of those games...

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    yes there is... Kerrigan

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by MartinLiss
    OK,

    Visa: 4319 3317 5667 4122

    omg that is actually my credit card number (but i use mastercard)

    one of the friggin odds.....

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Quote Originally Posted by imadthemad
    omg that is actually my credit card number (but i use mastercard)

    one of the friggin odds.....
    OMGOSH WOW, Its also my Library card number /sheesh. some people...
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    Ahhhhh memories....

    Back when VBForums was the shiznitz

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    The names in this thread certainly do bring back memories.

    Also, is it too late to sign?
    You can depend upon the Americans to do the right thing. But only after they have exhausted every other possibility - Winston Churchill

    Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd

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    Re: Please sign here to have me banned

    Yeah. Now that I can actually give him a banned-aid, crptcblade has wandered off.
    My usual boring signature: Nothing

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