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    Having Mom over for dinner....

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........

    Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the meal,
    Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
    how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
    Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship
    between Brian and Stephanie,
    and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
    Mrs. Hester started to wonder
    if there was more between Brian and Stephanie
    than met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts,
    Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
    but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
    "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
    I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
    You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
    "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure."
    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother:

    I'm not saying that you "did"
    take the gravy ladle from the house,
    I'm not saying that you "did not"
    take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains that one has been missing
    ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love,
    Brian

    Several days later,
    Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
    and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie.
    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
    she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love,
    Mom


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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Hehehhee....that sounds like something my sister could have done...

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    True, that!

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Quote Originally Posted by NoteMe
    Hehehhee....that sounds like something my sister could have done...

    Slept with stephanie?

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Slept with stephanie?

    Yeah...she is a slut...everyone has slept with stephanie....and my sister too....and when we are on the topic...me too...

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Quote Originally Posted by NoteMe
    Yeah...everyone has slept with stephanie....and my sister too....and...me too...
    Not Me!
    Not that I'm complaining or feeling left out,
    Well, in the case of Stephanie, sounds like a pretty, maybe I'm feeling a little left out,
    In your sisters case, hmmm, got a photo?
    But in your case,...
    THANK GOD, Never!!!

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Heheh..yeah, I have a picture, but you are not getting it. If you ask Woka for a picture of his X-GF, you will see my sisters eveil twin..:...i first thought he had a picture of my sister when I saw it..

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Quote Originally Posted by NoteMe
    Heheh..yeah, I have a picture, but you are not getting it. If you ask Woka for a picture of his X-GF, you will see my sisters eveil twin..:...i first thought he had a picture of my sister when I saw it..
    That'd be abit disturbing to find out that someone is dating your sister, espiceally in an internet relationship. o.O

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    Re: Having Mom over for dinner....

    Yeah, I was all over England and Woka when I first saw the picture. Woka was crying like a baby trying to explain that it was an other girl..


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