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    .... and now for something completely different


    Originally posted by Monty Python's Flying Circus
    Man: Morning.

    Waitress: Morning.

    M: Well, what you got?

    W: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

    Vikings: Spam, spam , spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.

    W (cont): or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm manor with chalots and overshies, garnashed with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

    Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

    Wi: I don't want any spam!

    M: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

    Wi: That's got spam in it.

    M: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?

    Wi: (over vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?

    Wa: Ech!

    Wi: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

    V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc

    Wa: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

    Wi: I don't like spam!

    M: Sh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts vikings off again)

    V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc

    Wa: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

    M: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

    Wa: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?

    V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony) .

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    So THIS is why you all have 1000, 2000, 4000 posts! shame on you
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    They don't count towards your post count here, so it's all free

    Click the "Search" button under my sig for my REAL post count
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    Thats unfair
    Use
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    Originally posted by kedaman
    Thats unfair
    Because I have more than you?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by parksie
    Because I have more than you? [/QUOTE
    nope I couldn't get much sleep
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Ah ok.
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Ah ok.
    No! that's definitely not ok, it's been like this for 5 days now
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    So why not much sleep?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    There is a saying on the wall of the local Buddhist temple
    "Never take your problems to bed"

    Strange that it doesnt mention things like sharp objects, women u picked up when drunk, chocolate bars etc
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    Maybe it's because they don't know what it IS
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

    Boom!

    He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
    "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

    " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

    Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

    The origination of this letter is
    unknown...

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    As hard as it is to believe, Post Race...was...half way down...the second page!!!

    *fights back the tears*

    I had to post this to give it back it's dignity

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    That's actually the first time that the Post Race has been off the first page..

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    Nah it's been to the second page before. Almost made it to the 3rd once

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    'Night all three common users that are online.

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    Good Night........zzzz.zzz....z.z.z.z..zzzz..

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    my god is this thing still going on?

    ?

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    I know, we haven't even hit 50,000 yet.

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    I lost my internet for several months (since we were way back at page 5 or something) and now I get back and, BAM! amazing!
    "Software piracy harms everyone, including you. Why should you care?" -- Microsoft on software piracy

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    hmm, it makes me wonder just what page it was that I first put stuff on
    If anyone finds me, please tell me
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    ¾jj/j^

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    he's a Gudd, he's a Gudd
    it's Eboniza Gudd
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    _@@@@

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    A great philosopher once wrote
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Windows Messenger shutdown for maintenance
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Always a bad thing

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    't'sup again
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Good afternoon all *starts whistling the theme tune to the great escape to himself*

    How are we all ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    ugh!

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    iop!

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    Blah!!!

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    how are we today chris and katie ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Old and tired, Ian....old and tired

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    comon katie, it can't be as bad as that, can it ? something up at the moment ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    how are we today chris and katie ?
    Not bad, not bad. Could do with several hundred thousand pounds right about now, but my trousers are in the wash

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    I work in an insane asylum filled with drooling clowns with way too big of egos and way too much power over whether I can even get to my desk.......I'm been Ma'amed to death and it's not even 0800 yet!

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