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    U are all so crazy so i love you all >-----------<

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    Thanks, I have to go on a lecture, RCL
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    Morning all

    IT'S FRIDAY
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Mornign m8

    Absolutely ****-faced last night. Got caught skinning-up in some ****ty irish bar in Picadilly...


    Urrrrggggg

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    nice

    I should be going out and getting ****-faced tonight, a friend of mine is on leave for the weekend from the army.

    *HIC*

    did you just get chucked out of the pub m8 ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    No, surprisingly.
    I'm in the cubicle, and he knocks the door. I've finished rolling the joint, and I flush (instinctivly, from my "naughty" drug days). I walk out, and he says "What where you doing in there?"
    Me: "I'm doing what your supposed to do in there"
    Him: "What's that then?"
    Me. "Do you want me to spell it out?" (I've had a few Vodkas, so I'm a wee bit cocky)
    Him: "Well I didn't hear you **** or piss"
    Me looks at him funny
    Him: "What where you doing in there"
    Me: "Rolling a joint. So, are you goin to chuck me out"
    Him: "No, you told the truth, and that is the honoutable thing to do"
    Me: "Are you jesus4u?"



    No seriously, he patronised me, and let me stay. But as for having a job where you hold a glass to a cubile to listen to people defecate, well he was perfect for the job. I have to say I really admired a poo-analyst dictating his moral code to me

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    at the hastings carnival a couple of month's ago, was walking along the sea front with a great big spliff, turn round to chat to a mate only to see the two policemen filming the entire area
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    It's getting so they don't care now though. I used to score pot of a copper in Liverpool when I was at Uni - mind you, he took a lot of other stuff too...

    Hows your job hunting going?

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    Starting it tommorow morning. Got about 50 "pimp's" email addresses and I'm going to send them a bulk mail with me CV etc... and take it from there also keeping an eye on a few site's to see if anything pops up that takes my fancy
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Gaf, Clear out you PM's you crazy fool
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Like that guy form the A-team?

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    I think you'll find the character is Murdoch

    I'm just a "Mr T" wannabe
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    mr t!! ha

    u shoudl hear my mr t impression, it kick ass, just ask dean
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    Roger me with a barge pole if it isn't Friday!

    How are you all (Gaffer excluded as he has already explained)?

    SD
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    going out and getting ******ed in 4 hours time ( also having a few pints as well ) so I'm pretty damn funky at the moment .

    and yourself ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    yo SD *walks up with a bargepole*

    its all good up here in GC
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    Hey guys!

    Things are OK, the rain pours but who cares.
    I'm getting totally mullered this evening (of course)

    Now, where this Friday's game, Ian?

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    RELEASE THE BEER MONSTER!
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    To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!

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    Hey, What a conicidence. I'm going to go out and get totally hammered in about 4 or 5 hours time too. Of course the big difference is that it'll only be lunchtime for me.

    I'll have to think of an excuse to celebrate.......


    ...any suggestions?

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    Friday, beer, young children, fluffy bbunnies, good health, have all limbs, trees, books, lie in tomorrow, fast cars, WOMEN, etc...
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    To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!

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    bonker, comming to you very shortly
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    Morning all

    IT'S FRIDAY
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    raise it up
    raise it up
    raise it up
    raise it up
    RAISE IT UP!!
    RAISE IT UP!!
    RAISE IT UP!!
    RAISE IT UP!!
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    Woot Woot!!
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    Good afternoong Gary, How goes it? we don't seem to bump into each other as much now.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    Good afternoong Gary, How goes it? we don't seem to bump each other as much now.
    dirty bas**rd
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    I'll tell you what though mate, It's bloody impressive being able to bump each whilst being 300 miles apart. it's either magic or someone has got a bloody big ........
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    WAND?
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    To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!

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    that's the one, what do you think I was talking about
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    You never know do you.

    You know you be the life and soul, acting the goat, a card, a right crack,

    FECK!
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    To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!

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    T minus 1 hour till the weekend
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Zider I up Landlord

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    hey had anyone heard of nikka costa??

    i like her song "like a feather" plus she is hot
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    Roll On.


    By the way something nobody can miss.

    Kylie tickets go on sale tomorrow...
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    SCHNELLL SCHNELLL, HE'S RUN AWAY WITH MY ZILAPHONE
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    kylie!! lol

    id rather watch a steps show:
    id roll a dutch, get a 357 and some hollow points and take aim a H's head
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    Evening Mistress Katie, how are you today?
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