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    Bass-5?

    It starts like this: One fish, two fish...
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    Arg! Today is talk like a pirate day and we nearly missed it!
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    How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced????? A Buc-An-Ear

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    What???? One bad joke and the thread just dies.

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    Re: Post Race!

    So who is storming Area 51 on Friday?
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    What???? One bad joke and the thread just dies.
    It may only have been one, but it was worth hundreds.

    So who is storming Area 51 on Friday?
    I don't get the reference but I'm intrigued...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888 View Post
    So who is storming Area 51 on Friday?
    Maybe we don't need to, the US Navy confirmed these UFO videos are the real deal
    https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/18/p...rnd/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888 View Post
    Arg! Today is talk like a pirate day and we nearly missed it!
    What calendar are you using? Today be talk likes a pirate day me maties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    I don't get the reference but I'm intrigued...
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_...Stop_All_of_Us




    Quote Originally Posted by wes4dbt View Post
    What calendar are you using? Today be talk likes a pirate day me maties.
    I thought it was always on the 16th but after looking it up its the 19th. Go figure?
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    The pirates stole a couple extra days.
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    Its hard for them to tell the date or time without only one eye
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    Pirates had two eyes. The patch was just to protect the one eye from the daylight, so when they had to go below decks to fight they could remove the patch and see to fight in the sudden darkness as that eye would already be adjusted for seeing in the dark. A great advantage over a retreating sailor who would be suffering temporary "night blindness" when chased into a dark space. (Sorry about serious input to joking banter )
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    Wheres all the area 51 live streams?
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    That place is so barren there are no streams, live or otherwise.
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    Wheres all the area 51 live streams?
    Sounds like it was a bit of a bust and only 150 people turned up. Probably not a bad thing. I can't help feeling a mass of people trying to storm a military base might not end well
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    That wouldn't be a random sampling of the population, either. A bunch of people who made it through the filter to show up at that place would be....a very interesting crowd.
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    Glad to see this is still going...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chenko View Post
    Glad to see this is still going...
    Is this thread really going, or is the government making you think it is going.......




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    17 years of membership. 56 posts. That has to be some kind of record
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    17 years of membership. 56 posts. That has to be some kind of record

    They were probably spending more of their time doing their day job instead of posting here. How sad.

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    Unheard of....and from, for that matter.
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    First October 2019 Post Race post.

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    It would've been ironic if it would've been a double post.

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    Third October 2019 Post Race post.




    Well that wasn't very exciting....



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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    It would've been ironic if it would've been a double post.
    wow. Your post was 64064, which is simply a cool number. Here's the question.... Who will post the 65,000th post in Post Race? Will it be you or will it be me.....

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    Whos gonna post the 64,067 post? Oh wait its me!
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    Congratulations!

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    Whos gonna post the 64,067 post? Oh wait its me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brad jones View Post
    wow. Your post was 64064, which is simply a cool number. Here's the question.... Who will post the 65,000th post in Post Race? Will it be you or will it be me.....
    The number 64064 is quite interesting. It is the gene id for 3-oxoacid CoA-transferase 2 which catalyzes the transfer of a CoA group from succinate to acetoacetate and is an important enzyme in ketone body catabolism. The encoded protein localizes to the mitochondrion. This gene is intronless, and a pseudogene of this gene is located elsewhere on chromosome 1.

    ...and gene 64069 is involved with the skin disease atopic dermatitis!
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    congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kaud View Post
    The number 64064 is quite interesting. It is the gene id for 3-oxoacid CoA-transferase 2 which catalyzes the transfer of a CoA group from succinate to acetoacetate and is an important enzyme in ketone body catabolism. The encoded protein localizes to the mitochondrion. This gene is intronless, and a pseudogene of this gene is located elsewhere on chromosome 1.

    ...and gene 64069 is involved with the skin disease atopic dermatitis!
    Gawd!! You're giving me flashbacks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kaud View Post
    The number 64064 is quite interesting. It is the gene id for 3-oxoacid CoA-transferase 2 which catalyzes the transfer of a CoA group from succinate to acetoacetate and is an important enzyme in ketone body catabolism. The encoded protein localizes to the mitochondrion. This gene is intronless, and a pseudogene of this gene is located elsewhere on chromosome 1.

    ...and gene 64069 is involved with the skin disease atopic dermatitis!

    Well that just took the fun out of this thread. Now I have to go do my homework!!!!

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    and no. that was not a typo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brad jones View Post
    and no. that was not a typo.
    Hope no Mod's see that post. You could get banned for life!!!!

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    Didn't mean to scare everyone. The mods aren't really all that strict. Just slip them a few bucks and they'll let you back on the forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wes4dbt View Post
    Didn't mean to scare everyone.
    Is that a request for a scary joke?

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    A: They gave him the cold shoulder.

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    Well, I had a pretzel joke I was going to share but I changed my mind, it's just too twisted!!!!

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    I have a septic tank joke, but it's too....
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