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[dday9]

I love hunting squirrel, but only fox squirrel. I don’t want to risk getting sick eating city squirrel.

[FunkyDexter]

Y U Hatin?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I saw a squirrel that had NO hair anywhere except for a little "soul patch" on its chin. Now, I'm a reasonably tolerant, modern, guy, and I understand that there is a current depilatory trend throughout society, but I feel that was taking it quite a bit too far. I think that squirrels look better if they keep at least a little fur...and soul patches are just hipster affectations.

[RobDog888]

I believe I can fly...

[FunkyDexter]

I reckon this one would give DD a hard time:-

[Shaggy Hiker]

Is that a squiger or a tiurrel?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I can never keep those two straight.

[RobDog888]

[szlamany]

I believe I can fly...

I guess we all needed that R Kelly reference...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Well, he may think he can fly, but it looks like his arse is dragon.

[dday9]

I've been at this job for going on 3 weeks now. I found that I love using Git.

[FunkyDexter]

Is that the programming job? Good to hear you're enjoying it.

[NeedSomeAnswers]

I've been at this job for going on 3 weeks now. I found that I love using Git.

Source control is a great thing and Git is nicer than most.

I use it through VSTS and on the command line and i do prefer the visual studio plugin for it, but that is probably as its what i am used to.

I have been setting up Build and release Pipelines in Azure Dev ops and they are absolutely fantastic

One of the developers i sit next to is 66 and today he asked "Whats a ****** cloud ? apart from one of those fluffy things in the sky"

[Shaggy Hiker]

We don't use much source control....largely because we are out of control ourselves. No two people work in the same language, let alone on the same things. We barely know what each other is doing. I have a secret project, which I carry in my pocket (that's NOT a euphemism) after an incident of breaking and entering. Git would make sense for that one, except I don't want it on a public repo, nor on our private one....so, it remains in my pocket.

[RobDog888]

one of the developers i sit next to is 66 and today he asked "whats a ****** cloud ? Apart from one of those fluffy things in the sky"

haha!

I have git hooked up to VS and its the same thing as using VSS or similar to using VSTS. Version control in itself a must

[RobDog888]

How do you make holy water?

[szlamany]

Starts with salt - who knew!

[Shaggy Hiker]

So holy water....starts with a salt.

Seems about right.

[RobDog888]

All wrong! You boil the HELL out of it!! LOL

[FunkyDexter]

I tried making holy water but the holes just kept closing up. I must have been doing it wrong.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Freeze it, first.

[RobDog888]

Freeze it, first.

Is that when hell ffreezes over? lol

[Shaggy Hiker]

Frozen hell makes holy water? Might work.

[FunkyDexter]

Surely that would be unholy water

[RobDog888]

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Sounds like a grave subject, but I have no answer.

[RobDog888]

To get to the body shop

[Shaggy Hiker]

Pelvis has left the building.

[FunkyDexter]

How humerus

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought I had a pun about carpals, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

[szlamany]

I thought I had a pun about carpals, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

I think you nailed it!

[RobDog888]

Im just glad no one had a bone to pick with me over the corny joke

[szlamany]

Not when your in a joint like this!

[RobDog888]

I guess they dont have a single funny bone in their body

[Shaggy Hiker]

That's when we should have made a humerus remark. It just wouldn't be quite as funny with 'scapula' or 'patella', though xyphoid process is always good for a laugh.

[wes4dbt]

Come on people don't let our favorite post die!!! I always read this post with my morning coffee.

I'll start,

How about that Jussie Smollet case. I really thought they were going to make an example out of him and nail him to the cross. I understand the states attorney saying two days community service and $10,000 is enough but they should have made him enter a guilty plea or no contest. Now he's going around acting like he's innocent.

But in the back of my mind I think there's a chance his defense team found something embarrassing about the police or states attorney's office that they used for leverage to negotiate such a sweet deal.

[FunkyDexter]

Possibly. Mostly I think he can afford very expensive lawyers.

[wes4dbt]

Possibly. Mostly I think he can afford very expensive lawyers.

It's just strange. The evidence seemed so strong and the outcry was so tremendous, that I thought the powers in high places would mandate making a public example of him. I don't care how good your lawyer is, if the evidence is strong (sometimes it doesn't even have to be all that strong) if the Governor, Mayor, Senator, .... take special interest in the case and want a show trial, it happens. If there really isn't anything hidden going on, then I feel sorry the that States Attorney that made this decision. I wouldn't want to be him.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yeah, but.....Chicago....

[Shaggy Hiker]

Besides, if you want something to occupy your morning, come up with a March Madness bracket for Brexit. You can add in names AND policies. Sure, it might be a bit hard figuring out the divisions, and who plays against who changes hour by hour, but the stakes could hardly be higher.