Mar 6th, 2019, 09:59 PM
#63841
Re: Post Race!
I love hunting squirrel, but only fox squirrel. I don’t want to risk getting sick eating city squirrel.
Mar 7th, 2019, 03:29 AM
#63842
Re: Post Race!
Y U Hatin?
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Mar 7th, 2019, 11:15 AM
#63843
Re: Post Race!
I saw a squirrel that had NO hair anywhere except for a little "soul patch" on its chin. Now, I'm a reasonably tolerant, modern, guy, and I understand that there is a current depilatory trend throughout society, but I feel that was taking it quite a bit too far. I think that squirrels look better if they keep at least a little fur...and soul patches are just hipster affectations.
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Mar 7th, 2019, 04:41 PM
#63844
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I believe I can fly...
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Mar 8th, 2019, 03:14 AM
#63845
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I reckon this one would give DD a hard time:-
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Mar 8th, 2019, 12:59 PM
#63846
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Is that a squiger or a tiurrel?
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Mar 8th, 2019, 01:00 PM
#63847
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I can never keep those two straight.
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Mar 8th, 2019, 01:01 PM
#63848
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Mar 8th, 2019, 02:34 PM
#63849
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Originally Posted by
RobDog888
I believe I can fly...
I guess we all needed that R Kelly reference...
Mar 8th, 2019, 04:29 PM
#63850
Re: Post Race!
Well, he may think he can fly, but it looks like his arse is dragon.
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Mar 12th, 2019, 08:13 AM
#63851
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I've been at this job for going on 3 weeks now. I found that I love using Git.
Mar 12th, 2019, 08:25 AM
#63852
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Is that the programming job? Good to hear you're enjoying it.
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Mar 12th, 2019, 09:23 AM
#63853
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I've been at this job for going on 3 weeks now. I found that I love using Git.
Source control is a great thing and Git is nicer than most.
I use it through VSTS and on the command line and i do prefer the visual studio plugin for it, but that is probably as its what i am used to.
I have been setting up Build and release Pipelines in Azure Dev ops and they are absolutely fantastic
One of the developers i sit next to is 66 and today he asked "Whats a ****** cloud ? apart from one of those fluffy things in the sky"
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Mar 12th, 2019, 10:15 AM
#63854
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We don't use much source control....largely because we are out of control ourselves. No two people work in the same language, let alone on the same things. We barely know what each other is doing. I have a secret project, which I carry in my pocket (that's NOT a euphemism) after an incident of breaking and entering. Git would make sense for that one, except I don't want it on a public repo, nor on our private one....so, it remains in my pocket.
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Mar 12th, 2019, 10:53 AM
#63855
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by
needsomeanswers
one of the developers i sit next to is 66 and today he asked "whats a ****** cloud ? Apart from one of those fluffy things in the sky"
haha!
I have git hooked up to VS and its the same thing as using VSS or similar to using VSTS. Version control in itself a must
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Mar 12th, 2019, 01:49 PM
#63856
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How do you make holy water?
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Mar 12th, 2019, 02:08 PM
#63857
Re: Post Race!
Starts with salt - who knew!
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Mar 12th, 2019, 03:20 PM
#63858
Re: Post Race!
So holy water....starts with a salt.
Seems about right.
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Mar 12th, 2019, 03:42 PM
#63859
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All wrong! You boil the HELL out of it!! LOL
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Mar 13th, 2019, 03:08 AM
#63860
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I tried making holy water but the holes just kept closing up. I must have been doing it wrong.
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Mar 13th, 2019, 09:13 AM
#63861
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Mar 13th, 2019, 01:39 PM
#63862
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Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
Freeze it, first.
Is that when hell ffreezes over? lol
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Mar 14th, 2019, 10:39 AM
#63863
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Frozen hell makes holy water? Might work.
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Mar 14th, 2019, 10:45 AM
#63864
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Surely that would be unholy water
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Mar 15th, 2019, 02:02 PM
#63865
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Mar 15th, 2019, 03:09 PM
#63866
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Sounds like a grave subject, but I have no answer.
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Mar 18th, 2019, 09:41 AM
#63867
Re: Post Race!
To get to the body shop
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Mar 18th, 2019, 11:04 AM
#63868
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Pelvis has left the building.
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Mar 19th, 2019, 03:21 AM
#63869
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Mar 19th, 2019, 10:16 AM
#63870
Re: Post Race!
I thought I had a pun about carpals, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
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Mar 19th, 2019, 10:19 AM
#63871
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Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
I thought I had a pun about carpals, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
I think you nailed it!
Mar 20th, 2019, 02:05 PM
#63872
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Im just glad no one had a bone to pick with me over the corny joke
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Mar 21st, 2019, 09:27 AM
#63873
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Not when your in a joint like this!
Mar 21st, 2019, 01:57 PM
#63874
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I guess they dont have a single funny bone in their body
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Mar 21st, 2019, 02:15 PM
#63875
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That's when we should have made a humerus remark. It just wouldn't be quite as funny with 'scapula' or 'patella', though xyphoid process is always good for a laugh.
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Mar 27th, 2019, 01:34 PM
#63876
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Come on people don't let our favorite post die!!! I always read this post with my morning coffee.
I'll start,
How about that Jussie Smollet case. I really thought they were going to make an example out of him and nail him to the cross. I understand the states attorney saying two days community service and $10,000 is enough but they should have made him enter a guilty plea or no contest. Now he's going around acting like he's innocent.
But in the back of my mind I think there's a chance his defense team found something embarrassing about the police or states attorney's office that they used for leverage to negotiate such a sweet deal.
Mar 27th, 2019, 01:52 PM
#63877
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Possibly. Mostly I think he can afford very expensive lawyers.
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Mar 27th, 2019, 02:22 PM
#63878
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Originally Posted by
FunkyDexter
Possibly. Mostly I think he can afford very expensive lawyers.
It's just strange. The evidence seemed so strong and the outcry was so tremendous, that I thought the powers in high places would mandate making a public example of him. I don't care how good your lawyer is, if the evidence is strong (sometimes it doesn't even have to be all that strong) if the Governor, Mayor, Senator, .... take special interest in the case and want a show trial, it happens. If there really isn't anything hidden going on, then I feel sorry the that States Attorney that made this decision. I wouldn't want to be him.
Mar 27th, 2019, 04:27 PM
#63879
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Yeah, but.....Chicago....
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Mar 27th, 2019, 04:29 PM
#63880
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Besides, if you want something to occupy your morning, come up with a March Madness bracket for Brexit. You can add in names AND policies. Sure, it might be a bit hard figuring out the divisions, and who plays against who changes hour by hour, but the stakes could hardly be higher.
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