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    Reality bites.
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    *Your actual dreams may vary from those of Globex, Inc. and its subsidiaries.
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    Woman beats airline security ban by chugging whole bottle of booze

    (RNN) - When airline security wouldn't allow a Chinese woman to bring a $200 bottle of cognac on a flight from Beijing to Wenzhou, rather than drop it in a trash can, she chugged the whole thing.

    The woman, whose surname is Zhou, had bought the bottle in a U.S. airport and brought it to Beijing. But she couldn't take it on the domestic flight because it was more than 100 ml (3.3 oz).

    A lot more.

    After she finished the bottle of Remy Martin XO Excellence, she was not allowed to board the plane because she was too drunk.

    A police officer told Beijing Times that she couldn't even stand up, so they put her in a wheelchair and took her a room where she could recover.

    After she sobered up, her family came and got her, according to Time.com.
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    That lady's gangsta AF!

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    I can see it now.

    "Don't make me to call 911 again!" Craaaazy.
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    I had someone call 911 today about a suspicious refrigerator...
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    Don't underestimate the criminal capacities of a fridge. There's a whole gang of them hang out regularly at my local appliance store and I swear they're planning something.
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    It's those new internet connected Fridges you need to worry about, constantly scheming with each other in chat rooms or over IM !!!

    Remember they are in control of all our food, it only takes one fundamentalist fridge ...........
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    I've noticed a lot of them are wearing black lately. Ninja Fridges.
    You can depend upon the Americans to do the right thing. But only after they have exhausted every other possibility - Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    I've noticed a lot of them are wearing black lately. Ninja Fridges.
    I swear that one of those ninja fridges threw an egg at me the other day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedSomeAnswers View Post
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    Remember they are in control of all our food...
    Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
    The Food Outraged Xenophobes blew the lid but lately they've been persuading people to buy the internet connected Fridges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJWhiteley View Post
    Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
    Lettuce remain calm about this. While refrigerators were responsible for lots of deaths in the early days, they have become much more docile for the last few decades. I can understand the occasional refrigerator going feral, especially if you egg it on, but there is no reason to milk this too much. Most likely, some forgotten leftover languishing on the back of a middle shelf just decided to have some fun.
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    I assume that you realize that a post about lettuce would produce some puns.
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    Shaggy, I think cu-cumberestimate the threat that fridges truly represent. The cheese trays, in particular, have become no go zones that should only be entered Caerphilly and never alone. They're not eggsactly friendly places to.
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    An eggselent post, to be sure. I only have happy cheese in my cheese tray. Real fun guys with plenty of culture, I'd have to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedSomeAnswers View Post
    It's those new internet connected Fridges you need to worry about, constantly scheming with each other in chat rooms or over IM !!!
    Fridge uprisings make my blood run cold.
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    I don't want to be Auber-generous to the cookers but I feel they're the victims in all this. It's a Hotpoint which shouldn't be overlooked. When a mangos into an appliance store he needs to know who the enemy is or he'll end up in a right pickle.
    Last edited by FunkyDexter; Oct 9th, 2015 at 03:13 AM.
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    Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
    Its clearly a conspiracy, the Government are keeping us in the dark on this and are in league with the fridges!!!!!

    Lettuce hope that we can stop this before it's to late, i don't want to step on any tomatoes but i couldn't help but join in the fun with extra relish!
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    i couldn't help but join in the fun with extra relish!
    I'm glad you decided to ketchup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    I'm glad you decided to ketchup.
    Orange you glad that some people are not milking this. At least keeping their cool.

    However I'm not sure some people can see the light: the door will always be closed for them.
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    Awesome. Some of those puns show some real celerity, while others are more radish-ical, but overall, this beats most subjects we've previously mustard when it comes to puns. Cheeses are pretty good too, but eventually you just create a muenster. With vegetables, most of the puns are 24 carrot gold.
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    When it comes to appliance politics cooler heads will prevail.
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    I don't think this thread will get moldy. But give it time...
    "Ok, my response to that is pending a Google search" - Bucky Katt.
    "There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets." - Unk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    When it comes to appliance politics cooler heads will prevail.
    You don't think that hot coils will trump?

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    Nope. When it comes to heated topics it's what's on the inside that counts.
    So just chill man.
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    I have always found that expanding on the topic of freon tends to have a chilling effect on parties.
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    I am expanding every day (sideways). Don't think freon has much to do with it.
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    Every time someone offers you a donut you say "I'll take the Freeon"


    (OK, that one doesn't span well, so shoot me)
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    It was a bit dyslexic. I assume you meant the free one.
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    I started my LLC last week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I started my LLC last week!
    Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
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    I tried to add a photo to the above post but I got some message that I have "exceeded my quota" whatever that means...
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
    No, he meant his long lock combover. It's the kind where you let your hair grow to about shoulder-length, then shave the opposite side of your head and do the comb over. It's supplanting the mullet as the hair style of choice in some areas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
    Yep, it's a limited liability corporation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    No, he meant his long lock combover. It's the kind where you let your hair grow to about shoulder-length, then shave the opposite side of your head and do the comb over. It's supplanting the mullet as the hair style of choice in some areas.
    My sister-in-law actually did that. It looked terrible...

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