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    The owl killed the first lemming, then the rest just followed it into the nest.
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    What is a lemming? In the picture they look like rabbits.

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    I could come up with a serious answer to that, since there actually is an animal called the lemming, but their reputation is pure fiction, and that's how they are known in pop culture.
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    Ahh, I get that joke now.

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    They jump off of cliffs or something.

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    Yeah. They were the first to get into BASE jumping back in the days before parachutes. It wasn't nearly as popular back then. A few people tried it, but it left most of them feeling rather flat, so very few people ever went back for a second try, not even the lemmings. Still, they were at least among the first, and the first to turn it into a group or societal sport.

    A little known historical fact is that the first person to try it with a parachute was derided by the lemmings as a sissy. They laughed at him for his slow speed as they plummeted past him, but when they saw his soft landing, they bit their tongues...which was hard to do, since they had already bitten their tongues right off when they landed. So, first they had to find them again before they could bite them over his landing.
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    @szlamany,

    Your reserved SQL keywords is not a valid link.

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    Well, it is.

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    But it leads to the VB6 codebank link.

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    I've not touched that stuff in 5 years - maybe longer...

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    They use things like Watson now.

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    Well hey, you know somebody in the insurance industry.

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    I'm at the lowest level, but you never know

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    Nice to see you got my back!

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    I was unfortunately at the LSU v. McNeese game

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    Never heard of McNeese. Is LSU playing high school teams now?
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    Funny you say that, we call McNeese "Ryan St. High" because it's off of Ryan St. and not the smartest place.

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    This is the post race.

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    I had a curry for dinner.

    I am post rice.
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    I had sushi for lunch. I almost pissed rice.
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    I had Italian - it was apizza nice!

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    carp toes

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    High horse.
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    Ohhhh! I thought it was bonker being... well bonkers.

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    I thought we might be piling it high and deep - there was a pitchfork in that pic

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    The horse needs boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    This is the post race.
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    Carp Toes
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    e Star Cop?

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    Seat corp?

    They don't get up much...

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    Space rot!

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    Pescator - fisherman - Italian...

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