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    It's a cry for help, and it's not easy either. Don't judge unless you've been there.



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    I have ...
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Yep, and more than once ...

    The reason Ian mentioned were enough for me not to go through with it. I cannot speak for others nor do I presume to judge others but, like Ian and many others, I still think it's the Easy Way.

    Still, I hope he recovers soon ...
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    Sorry guys, I'm just worried about my Ahmachan. I keep blaming myself.



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    Not wanting to be too pragmatic here, but he'll be fine - with LSD, like Cannabis, it's almost impossible to OD. He's going to have some pretty bad nightmares for a while, but he'll be cool...

    Is it a cry for help or just a misjudgment of strength of drugs?

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    1) You tried. He wouldn't talk to you about it.

    2) He is responsible for himself. Not you!

    3) We all care about GR and have tried to help him get through.

    4) Maybe now he will get the professional help he needs to deal with his situation.

    5) You can't help someone if they are not willing to help themselves.

    6) If GR knew you were feeling this way it would make him feel even worse than he already feels. Guilt for making you feel this way is not what he needs right now.

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    Yeah, I s'pose so Katie, thank you *hugs* i just wish I culd be there with him. I'll try phoning to see how he is later.



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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Not wanting to be too pragmatic here, but he'll be fine - with LSD, like Cannabis, it's almost impossible to OD. He's going to have some pretty bad nightmares for a while, but he'll be cool...

    Is it a cry for help or just a misjudgment of strength of drugs?
    Both, he had family troubles, they wouldn't listen, and he always said tat he knew his limits, that they didn't hurt him etc.



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    well explained wally(Better than me

    get well soon ghost

    Right, this place needs cheering up

    BUMS TITS AND WILLIES

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    shopping list Ian ?
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    I'll take two of each!

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    nope, I've got all three, just need to make these saggy man breasts a bit more pert
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Oh by the way ...

    Greetings from Orbistan. The Oxbow lakes are beautiful this time of year !
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    hey guys, does anyone know how I can get hold of DF?



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    ahh Oxbow lakes, formed when the river starts making a different route on a bend and cutting it off. this concludes your geography lesson today, brought to you by Dr Muppet BsC, NHS, LED, PMT
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    It's three o'clock in the morning or something there right now!

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    I think Dr. Muppet was my Music Fundamentals teacher in college.....does he have bright orange hair and oversized glasses?

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    Got my card Ian ? Please return the stamp.
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    lol



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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    ...brought to you by Dr Muppet BsC, NHS, LED, PMT
    An excellent joke Ian.. must've been swiped from the Humour Mistress eh?

    or are you taking the p1ss out of me?
    My Spidey senses are tingling!

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    six ...

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    ... just need to make these saggy man breasts a bit more pert

    Easily done with a free weights........oh and pinching the nipples daily helps too!

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    Me, take this piss, never

    forgot all about your sig Lucy
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    forgot all about your sig Lucy
    a likely story, either way you deserve a severe spanking for that!
    My Spidey senses are tingling!

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    Originally posted by barrk



    Easily done with a free weights........oh and pinching the nipples daily helps too!
    can't I just do it all in one go, attach the free weights to some crocadile clips and then attach the clips to my nipples
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    *katie arrives on the scene clad in studded leather


    Did someone say spanking????

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    you can go ahead with the TV now ...
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker


    can't I just do it all in one go, attach the free weights to some crocadile clips and then attach the clips to my nipples
    Sounds painful but if you're into that.....why not!!!!! Now, to the spanking room with you, young man!!!!!!!

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    Are you waving goodbye, Bonker?????

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    GALAHAD: Zoot!

    DINGO: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

    GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I--

    DINGO: Where are you going?

    GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

    DINGO: Oh no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

    GALAHAD: What is it?

    DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! ... She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

    GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

    DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

    GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

    DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

    VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

    DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

    GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

    DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

    GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

    GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.

    LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!

    GALAHAD: Oh, hello.

    LAUNCELOT: Quick!

    GALAHAD: What?

    LAUNCELOT: Quick!

    GALAHAD: Why?

    LAUNCELOT: You're in great peril!

    ZOOT:No he isn't

    LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!

    GALAHAD: Now look, it's not important.

    LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we'll cover your escape!

    GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!

    LAUNCELOT: Come on!

    GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!

    DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!

    GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!

    LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on!

    GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily!

    DINGO: Oh, yes, let him handle us easily.

    GIRLS: Yes, yes!

    GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

    DINGO: Yes, yes, he'll beat us easily, we haven't a chance.

    GIRLS: Yes, yes.

    LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.

    GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

    LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.

    GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

    LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

    GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can

    LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

    GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?

    LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.

    GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!

    LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    can't believe it's time to go just when it was getting interesting

    oh well, see you lovelys later!

    Lucy
    My Spidey senses are tingling!

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    Bye, Lucy!!!!!!!!

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    *yawn*
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    Is it the company, parksie?

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    gudd night dearičre !

    Ian, are you Graham Chappie Man ?

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    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!!!!!!!!!!



    TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, thank you Katie, I will have one. In fact I'll take two
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    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!!!!!!!!!!
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!!!!!!!!!!


    Let that be a lesson to you, young man!!!!

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    Towels of Dub ....

    :rubbadub:
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